Topic 2 - Huddle Mods Candidates

[nosuchthingasapanther]

Of course it's a trick question, Wal-Mart is open 24 hours.

turn the lights off.

everyone outside will think they're closed. tell the falcons' trolls inside they're locked inside. eventually they'll all lay down and go to sleep waiting for someone to "unlock " the door in the morning. you walk out...

...viola, you're the last man standing.

[Kurb]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

Chase him with a book, they are deathly afraid of them.:driving:

[YourMomsLover]

Completely seperate the roof from the Walmart. The Falcons...being a dome team...would eventually die of, due to the elements.

[Guild]

Just like I pick up ladies. You just ask a simple question.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[TarPanther9180]

I would run them all over with a lawnmower while they are all mesmerized by the huge selection of tampons.

[AceMan]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

Sip on some drink courtesy of Wal-Mart and say "ignore"

[Skew]

Tell them their shift is over and to go home.

[Darth Biscuit]

I don't think I can top Skew's answer...

[jasonluckydog]

I would take my pants off and take a dump in the middle of the store and then throw my poo at them

[PantherBrew]

Skew's pwns all.

Give up.

[Guild]

Yell out that the last living person will get $20 of crack cocaine. Finish off the last person at my leisure using a shotgun obtained from the sporting goods department.

[Jase]

Let me answer your question with another question.

Are any of them hot?

[Kettle]

Tell them their shift is over and to go home.

i thought most of them could be found on 85 off ramps selling home grown produce that is nearly rotten?

[markbm62]

Go to the hardware section and get a gallon of glue then find something that will make an irritating noise. Proceed to the pastry aisle climb on top of the racks pour the glue on the floor, make said irritating noise which will draw all falcon fans to you, while they are stuck to the floor start dumping Twinkies down on them they will start eating until they explode, everyone knows they are to stupid to stop when they are full. It will be death by Twinkie, have a nice day.