Topic 2 - Huddle Mods Candidates

[lymelizzard]

Create a sign that says FREE Fiber One Bars and coke, lace drink with non flavored ex lax.

or go into the magazine / book section, I know they would never come into that part of the store. Its like garlic to vampires with them.

[Proudiddy]

I tell them Ovie Mughelli is waiting in a tent display in the camping section, tentpoling, and there's plenty of tang and vienna sausages. Then I escape.

[Panthro]

Dress as the old handicapped greeter. One by one as they walk by knock them in the head one of those stupid smiley face signs and drag there bodies over to the $.25 mechanical horse where you proceed to trample their skulls under the hooves of your mighty steed.

[The Saltman]

I would detonate my suicide bomb I have strapped to my chest 24/7. I know I would die but to bring 2 falclown fans to death with me would make it worth it. Now tell me if that isn't dedication. Now I won't be the last man standing but it doesn't matter.

[Carl Spackler]

I would detonate my suicide bomb I have strapped to my chest 24/7. I know I would die but to bring 2 falclown fans to death with me would make it worth it. Now tell me if that isn't dedication.

...it isn't, you're a real fan if you take out 2 and Matt Ryan.

[Jase]

$.25 mechanical horse

believe it or not this is one of my nicknames.

[Sandy Claws]

The person you want as a mod is smart enough not to get themselves locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. Trick question.

NOT TRUE

the person you want for a mod would search out and destroy a pack of unruly Falcon trolls, rather than allow them to have free reign over any area, even a Walmart.

[Sandy Claws]

I don't think I can top Skew's answer...

Unfortunately, he hasn't insured he's the last man standing, only the last man present.

[Proudiddy]

Tell them there's some guys that were canoeing down a river, resting outside with 'purty lips' that 'squeal like pigs' and then when they inevitably go outside I shoot them with arrows.

[carpanfan96]

What Panther fan is stupid enough to get locked in a Walmart? Aren't they open 24 hours? I can expect that from a Falcon fan or something like that, but an actual Panther fan having that happen to them? nah, wouldn't happen.

[Montsta]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

That's easy. Since they're all bandwagoners just tell them the Falcons lost 5 straight and they'll go away on their own.

[Fiz]

Hide in the book section (they'd never go there) until they manage to wander into the garden center and fall victim to sharp tools and natural selection.

[Sandy Claws]

Hide in the book section (they'd never go there) until they manage to wander into the garden center and fall victim to sharp tools and natural selection.

Not bad except you're hoping for them to simply stumble upon the garden center. More of a guarantee is needed. You could open a sack of cow manure. The aroma would make them flock to that thinking "free meal".

[Hawk]

Let me answer your question with another question.

Are any of them hot?

who are you and what did you do with Jase?

You're fired...I'm moving on to a real candidate