Canales is telling us, but we aren’t listening

[ProcessBlue2]

23 hours ago, electro's horse said:

Also Dave Canales and Brad Idzik know each other in the biblical sense. 

Is this actually in the book? I’ve heard this multiple times.

I really don’t care about it from that perspective, but from a professional standpoint where you can’t fire somebody out of fear of them leaking something or making it difficult to hold them accountable while they work for you.

[TD alt]

[CPcavedweller]

On 11/11/2025 at 11:57 PM, Chaos said:

That man, and most NFL coaches, can talk forever and not say one fuging thing. 

Reminds me of someone else. But we will call it word salad. 

[electro's horse]

5 hours ago, ProcessBlue2 said:

Is this actually in the book? I’ve heard this multiple times.

I really don’t care about it from that perspective, but from a professional standpoint where you can’t fire somebody out of fear of them leaking something or making it difficult to hold them accountable while they work for you.

Canales never comes straight out and says he and Idzik were JO buddies, but man is it difficult to read it and come away with a different conclusion.

1. the book isn’t edited. They it through spellcheck once and published it. It’s really disjointed and at times the story kinda chanted within like two paragraphs.

2. Neither of them are going to write the great gatsby any time soon and it reads like they dictated it. Except the part where Dave talks about his apologies which is VERY carefully crafted (comparably) with lots of “I felt like I was being honest at the time, but I NOW realize I wasn’t” type poo.

So there’s tons of stuff that really shouldn’t be in print. And it’s a combination of stuff where after you go back and read it you say “excuse me what?”

off the top of my head within like two pages he’ll say something like “growing closer with the staff than my wife,” “late nights using porn to relax,” “bonding with the coaches.” 

The book opens with Canales getting the Bucs offensive coordinator job and they both tell a different recollection of it. Someone (probably Idzik) comes over to celebrate. Dave remembers saying “we were just so excited to talk about how this new role would help us share Christ’s message” or something like that. 

Izzy was getting wine drunk in bed (always a sign of a happy marriage) during all this and heavily implies they went out to a strip club to celebrate then when they come back home drunk she says something like “Dave always loved to relax with his friends and a thick cigar.” Like damn Dave get your wife under control.

Idzik is also an evangelical who has a lot of…unfortunate…”sermons” on Facebook that’ll probably stop him from ever getting a job away from Dave. Also an impressive gay affect if you’ve never heard him speak. Sheena mentions one time the reason Dave wouldn’t give up play calling duties was because the offense was in rough shape and he “cared about Brad too much to do that to him.”

Go watch the clip of Bryce and Brad celebrating after the packers game. Makes all the more salacious whispers about young make a little more sense. 

[mrcompletely11]

11 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

Canales never comes straight out and says he and Idzik were JO buddies, but man is it difficult to read it and come away with a different conclusion.

1. the book isn’t edited. They it through spellcheck once and published it. It’s really disjointed and at times the story kinda chanted within like two paragraphs.

2. Neither of them are going to write the great gatsby any time soon and it reads like they dictated it. Except the part where Dave talks about his apologies which is VERY carefully crafted (comparably) with lots of “I felt like I was being honest at the time, but I NOW realize I wasn’t” type poo.

So there’s tons of stuff that really shouldn’t be in print. And it’s a combination of stuff where after you go back and read it you say “excuse me what?”

off the top of my head within like two pages he’ll say something like “growing closer with the staff than my wife,” “late nights using porn to relax,” “bonding with the coaches.” 

The book opens with Canales getting the Bucs offensive coordinator job and they both tell a different recollection of it. Someone (probably Idzik) comes over to celebrate. Dave remembers saying “we were just so excited to talk about how this new role would help us share Christ’s message” or something like that. 

Izzy was getting wine drunk in bed (always a sign of a happy marriage) during all this and heavily implies they went out to a strip club to celebrate then when they come back home drunk she says something like “Dave always loved to relax with his friends and a thick cigar.” Like damn Dave get your wife under control.

Idzik is also an evangelical who has a lot of…unfortunate…”sermons” on Facebook that’ll probably stop him from ever getting a job away from Dave. Also an impressive gay affect if you’ve never heard him speak. Sheena mentions one time the reason Dave wouldn’t give up play calling duties was because the offense was in rough shape and he “cared about Brad too much to do that to him.”

Go watch the clip of Bryce and Brad celebrating after the packers game. Makes all the more salacious whispers about young make a little more sense. 

Kudos to you for reading that.  It sounds horrible 

[electro's horse]

Ever been at a party or whatever and there’s a couple and everyone can tell things aren’t great and then the female will say something which is code for him not fuging her anymore then drink her drink and leave the room and EVERYONE knows what she just really said?

Thats every line in the book from her about Dave. These two hate each other. 

[mrcompletely11]

7 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

Ever been at a party or whatever and there’s a couple and everyone can tell things aren’t great and then the female will say something which is code for him not fuging her anymore then drink her drink and leave the room and EVERYONE knows what she just really said?

Thats every line in the book from her about Dave. These two hate each other. 

Jesus what kind of parties are you going to?

[electro's horse]

Dave has now brought his twink fluffer with him across the country to a new job twice, and honestly I respect that.

if I was ever a nfl head coach you best believe you’d see offensive quality control coach Riley Reid on the sidelines 

[Waldo]

[strato]

Sounds like he is a Chippendales fan. 
More than Riley Reid. 

Edited 1 hour ago by strato

[strato]

6 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

Dave has now brought his twink fluffer with him across the country to a new job twice, and honestly I respect that.

if I was ever a nfl head coach you best believe you’d see offensive quality control coach Riley Reid on the sidelines 

Film study would be a little different. 

[electro's horse]

You see Izzy less often than you see melania. There’s a reason for that. Couldn’t even sober her up enough for Bryce’s “Sneakers and Turtle Necks for Awareness” event which, and I’m not just being shitty, was apparently really lame. 

[PNW_PantherMan]

25 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

Ever been at a party or whatever and there’s a couple and everyone can tell things aren’t great and then the female will say something which is code for him not fuging her anymore then drink her drink and leave the room and EVERYONE knows what she just really said?

Thats every line in the book from her about Dave. These two hate each other. 

Yeah I have.  They separated a couple months afterwards.

[electro's horse]

Like Bryce, cash bar on a Tuesday? Come on buddy