The Carolina Panthers aren't ass!

[Pejorative Miscreant]

14 hours ago, kungfoodude said:

Unfortunately the progression under Tepper has been:

1. Tearing Down NFL Franchise 

2. Establishing College Program in the NFL

3. Descending to National Laughingstock 

4. Establishing the Structure of an NFL Franchise

5. Improvement to Bad NFL Franchise

You left out throwing drinks on opposing fans, bullying local business owners and bringing music to Charlotte but everything else is spot on.  

[strato]

On 12/18/2025 at 11:18 PM, Mr. Scot said:

Thus sayeth Pat McAfee while interviewing Luke Kuechly... 

One note here: The Twitter caption talks about Kuechly praising Dan Morgan and David Tepper, but when Luke mentions "Dan and Dave" I believe he's actually talking about Morgan and Canales.

I'm going primarily by context, but I also kinda doubt Luke would refer to Tepper as "Dave". 

No doubt you are right about who Dan and Dave refer to. Luke seemed pretty happy with not having having the team called ass.  

 

22 hours ago, mrcompletely11 said:

We have been on the right side of one score games.  But like minny a few years ago and KC, we know that isnt sustainable and we probably will revert back to the nfl mean.  Which could mean a poo season incoming if this offense doesnt figure poo out

2nd place schedule. Or lol even 1st possibly. Gonna be harder.  
 

[Mr. Scot]

11 hours ago, strato said:

No doubt you are right about who Dan and Dave refer to. Luke seemed pretty happy with not having having the team called ass.  

Yeah, I don't normally see Tepper referred to as Dave, usually Mr Tepper.

[outlaw4]

I would make the case we either play our asses off or play like ass. 

[Paa Langfart]

Luke has sold out.  He is now teppers corporate shill.