Things that married people like....

[Darth Biscuit]

biscuit needs to spread his seeds..

Fixed... ;)

[Kettle]

do you prefer blow up dolls or flesh lights?

[bleys]

10's of Thousands of years have ingrained one simple fact: you must spread your seed.

[Panthers128]

divorce

[DC Amp]

Going to work for peace & quiet.

[LifeisaGarden]

Being a stay at home slave... I mean wife & mom.

[SCMunnerlyn1]

Being a stay at home slave... I mean wife & mom.

We would trade .. but you wouldn't be happy with how we clean :p

[Epistaxis]

Making babies.

Then not making babies.

[Kettle]

mirena

[PanthaSan]

I would take any position or style.

All you need is a tool pouch, fake mustache and work boots.

Wear nothing else, knock on your front door and when Mrs. Biscuit answers, ask if there is anything needing fixing.

Make sure you have a ghetto box playing some cheesy music or some Luther.

Works every time in the movies.

[Epistaxis]

I'm Able.

With the cable.

I bet you are.

*cue music*

[KSpan]

Having a partner you know is in it as deep as you are. Not just a friend, but a true partner. You don't necessarily have to be married for this, but in our culture they often correlate.

[SCP]

Having a partner you know is in it as deep as you are. Not just a friend, but a true partner. You don't necessarily have to be married for this, but in our culture they often correlate.

This is a good one KSpan, but the fact that my laundry just magically appears in my dresser all fresh and clean every week is numero uno.