For those with a strange sense of humor.

[jasonluckydog]

or am I?

[teeray]

Anytime a "spitter" blows me I promise to let her know when it's cuming but never do. The shock on the chicks face is priceless, even funnier is when they have to find a place to spit fast. If we're in a car I make sure the doors are locked and move REAL slow to unlock them.

Cracks me up every time

[Jangler]

twss

[Floppin]

I sing off color and insenitive songs to popular tunes.

Burning for you becomes..

"I'm burning i'm burning i'm burning some jews"

"Hold me closer Tony Danza" I can't help but sing that during Tiny Dancer.

[Floppin]

When I was a teenagers we used to jerk off in the mayo jar and serve that mayo to people who returned there food ...good times

I jerked off in a roommates shampoo after we got in a fight once.

[Epistaxis]

I always find monkeys in people clothes to be very funny, but nobody else ever laughs.

[DC Amp]

Soupy Sales is/was funny.

So was Buddy Hackett ;)

[LifeisaGarden]

There used to be this guy that worked with Dan when he worked construction years ago, he had a prosthetic leg. I cant remember his name but one day Dan came home and said "such and such" stepped in to a hole on the job site today and broke his leg. My response was that of concern for the guy of course until I found out it was his prosthetic leg that he broke, then I started laughing my head off. Later on I found out he glued it back together with the glue gun used to glue floors down with and went back to work.

I still laugh my head off when I think about it.

[teeray]

I once saw a guy with clubbed feet fall down the bleachers at my high school. I have never been so disappointed in myself but I couldn't stop myself form laughing. I honestly tried my hardest to let it go and not laugh but it was so awkward and violent and he almost stopped it but just couldn't quite do it. He was fine and was a buddy of mine but I still hate my self for chuckling when I even think about it.

[boo7382]

Anytime a "spitter" blows me I promise to let her know when it's cuming but never do. The shock on the chicks face is priceless, even funnier is when they have to find a place to spit fast. If we're in a car I make sure the doors are locked and move REAL slow to unlock them.

Cracks me up every time

Lies! Unless she is extreeeemely inexperienced, she should know when that poo is about to happen.

I jerked off in a roommates shampoo after we got in a fight once.

that. is. so. fuging gross.

[Jangler]

[GritsRgreat]

I seen a fat lady sit on her kid once. We were on a lunch break at chick fil a

when it happened....laughed my fo king ass off. I was the only one to notice,

well me the poor kid and the fat lady.

[GritsRgreat]

that ****sucker neg repped me lol!! I've only been negged once my entire time here. After all the poo i've said and posted THAT gets a neg?? Holy mother of God.

:smilielol5::smilielol5:

[PanthaSan]

Who?

Well seeing as how you are down to a paltry 2 1/4 mil, maybe you should consider seppuku :D