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Why is it that the women that are off limits to me...

Future of the Funchise

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are the ones riding my jock like a gaud damn rodeo show, but the single women who are fair game just don't seem to click with me...

Is it that age old cliche` about wanting what you can't have and as far as they go 'the cock's always better when it's your hubby/boyfriend's buddy on the other side of the fence?'

I seriously can't figure it out. Tonight I had this chick all over me. She laughed at my stupid jokes, had her hands all over me, and every where I went tonight she was right next to me. I thought she was single, and really digging me. We kissed, felt her up a little bit, and we went back into the guest bedroom at my buddy's house to spend some quality time and get to know each other. Everything was going good til my buddy's girlfriend realized we were alone for an extended period of time and decided to call the chicks boyfriend...

I just got home after dealing with him, her, and her... Lots of drama and bullshit. I can't figure out if I'm attracted to trouble or if it's attracted to me.

This poo has to stop.

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