Paintball this Sunday

[Zod]

Got a Groupon at one of these places so I am heading down with a few friends to play.

I guess they provide gun and helmet. Should I wear long pants and sleeves?

[MadHatter]

Oh yea....definitely long pants and sleeves.

 

Might want to wear a cup as well.  Getting shot in the nads (yes it happened to me) will ROYALLY fug up your week.

[TheRumGone]

i usually wear pants and a t-shirt with a baseball cap. All Camo. bring lots of water. I suggest those cheap camel packs from walmart. Life-saver in the summertime because, trust me, you will want to play as much as possible with the time you are allowed and you will dehydrate quickly in the summer heat. Prepare yourself like you are running a marathon. thats how i felt at least. Hydrated all day the day before and in the morning, ate things that wouldn't fug my stomach up. You do a lot more running than i initially thought. and wear shoes with good tread.

 

Paintballs actually hurt more than I thought, especially when they hit the right places. massive bruises. oh and make sure your pb gun isn't fuged before you start and take it back if it is. some people in my group made that mistake and missed some time.

[Hawk]

hell yes on the long pants and sleeves!  them bitches hurt

[Kurb]

Bahahahahahhahahahahah

[Zod]

Shut up butt plug

[Kurb]

Shorts, Tshrt. Sneakers, hat

[R0CKnR0LLA]

just a heads up, the rental guns these places tend to give you absolutely suck ass

 

they are slow firing, get jammed alot, and are completely inaccurate. you can be aiming at the same spot and shots just randomly fly off in all different directions

 

if you go against people that are really into paintball and bring their own equipment you are going to get sh-t on. they'll have rapid fire pin point accurate guns that never jam

 

 

at least this has been my experience HAVE FUN lol

[h0llywood]

Don't be the one that has an unsecured hopper and puts the dirty balls back.

 

[Panthro]

I wore some camo bib overalls that worked like a charm. ... in December

[Panthro]

And Zod bring a little soft soap to rub in the inside of the mask.

Foggy masks suck butt

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Well the one time I went paintballing, half of the people got pelleted with massive bruises and painful shots, while the other half somehow didn't get any bruises and didn't feel pain by the shots.

 

I don't get how that worked out at all, I winced in pain and actually went "OWWW" and even bled a bit while other people I was with only felt the pressure of the ball hitting them, no bruises or anything.

 

Anyways, it'd be smart to have something covering the bare skin. Getting hit in the inner thigh specifically hurts like a f*cking bitch.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

my strategy is always to sit back in the clubhouse in the cool air conditioning sipping ginger ale and flying my paint covered MAV around ramming it into people

 

 

(waits for pie from dxterity)

[Doyle]

Wear nothing but this.