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One week from today....

Zod

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At about this time I will be heading down to training camp. I will know to watch out around mile marker 10 because chicken poo ticket writing troopers like to troll there. Once I see the big giant peach vagina water tower I will know I am almost there.

 

Once I pull in to the media center and pick up this year's media guide I will know the 2013 season is on like donkey kong in a thong playing ping pong against Kim-Jong in Hong Kong.

 

I shall be tweeting my observations that are typically different than the other 15 people tweeting the exact same thing at the same time.

 

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The company I work for painted the peach water tower, and I agree it does reseemble a vagina.

At about this time I will be heading down to training camp. I will know to watch out around mile marker 10 because chicken poo ticket writing troopers like to troll there. Once I see the big giant peach vagina water tower I will know I am almost there.

 

 

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The company I work for painted the peach water tower, and I agree it does reseemble a vagina.

So what color did they select to get that real vagina look? Every time I pass it I get the urge to fap and eat a big bowl of peach cobbler. It's a strange sensation.

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