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Why Our Team Sucks - Deadspin Article


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To provide a bit of a laugh in between camp sessions...

 

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-carolina-panthers-987865072

 

This has to be the funniest piece of classic American literature I have ever read.

 

The best part is probably the comments of readers weighing in on our team, which includes these gems...

 

We have a goddamn Na'vi as our 3rd string QB/ostrich.

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Finally the team has a good quarterback and the state of NC hates him because "he celebrates too much", code for "too black"

 

There are two players considered to be the "Greatest Panthers." One is a linebacker who played most of his career in New Orleans, the other is a goddamn kicker who f*cked up a kickoff in the Super Bowl.

 

Hats off to the beauty of satire!!

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