Therapy thread...make fun of Rivera.

[panther4life]

You can use .gifs, make up stories, tell the truth, whatever it takes and you will receive pie if you can make others laugh.

[frash.exe]

What every player sees when they come up to the sideline to ask Ron about pretty much anything Xs and Os related going on in the field

[Kettle]

Ron Rivera Playbook brainstorming notes

[Judo Thoreau]

Rivera once purchased a winning lottery ticket, but he misread the situation and punted.

[PhillyB]

 

[BearCat]

Someone asked why RR didn't call in adjustments - after all, he was wearing a headset.

Guess I can let it be known now.

Ron's headset is not plugged in, it never has been.

Ron wears the headset as a fashon accessory because he has seen other coaches wear them.

He uses the headset to filter out crowd noise and comments from pesky assistants like:

NO, you are sending in the wrong team!!

DON'T CALL A TIME OUT! The other team will kick a go ahead field goal as time runs out!

And they will WIN. Ron, you remember WIN don't you?????

In his next job someone may plug in his headset and then he will really be surprised - there might even be an expression on his face (but don't count on it).

[Happy Panther]

When Ron speaks

 

[carp24000]

[Happy Panther]

 

Ron as a kid...

[RelaxImaPro]

[RelaxImaPro]

 

[Mojoman]

I luv the graph.  I nominated you for pie.

[Cary Kollins]

4pm on Monday afternoon - Charlotte, NC

 

 

Ron Rivera receives email that reads:  "4:30, my office.  - Gettleman"

 

 

 

 

Gman!  You wanted to see me?

 

 

 

 

 

Hello, Ron.  Have a seat.

 

 

 

 

 

Ronnie baby, you've put me in a very precarious position.  I'm gonna be frank with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're gonna be frank...can I still be Ron?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Listen Ronnie, I'm gonna cut to the chase.  You do not have what it takes to be a head coach in the NFL.  Trust me, I've been doing this for three decades...unlike the beat-writer turned GM that hired you.  I know a coach when I see one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh come on Gman!!  Let me stay the head coach pleeease??  I'll give you a 30 minute foot massage every morning, just like I do for ol' Jerr-Bear!  And I'll even give you the same "extra treatment" I give Jerr!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

*jerry peeks in*

 

OHH RONNIEE I'M READY FOR MY TREATMENT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear god what I have gotten myself into?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to be continued...

[jamos14]

 

4pm on Monday afternoon - Charlotte, NC

 

 

Ron Rivera receives email that reads:  "4:30, my office.  - Gettleman"

 

 

 

 

Gman!  You wanted to see me?

 

 

 

 

 

Hello, Ron.  Have a seat.

 

 

 

 

 

Ronnie baby, you've put me in a very precarious position.  I'm gonna be frank with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're gonna be frank...can I still be Ron?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Listen Ronnie, I'm gonna cut to the chase.  You do not have what it takes to be a head coach in the NFL.  Trust me, I've been doing this for three decades...unlike the beat-writer turned GM that hired you.  I know a coach when I see one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh come on Gman!!  Let me stay the head coach pleeease??  I'll give you a 30 minute foot massage every morning, just like I do for ol' Jerr-Bear!  And I'll even give you the same "extra treatment" I give Jerr!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

*jerry peeks in*

 

OHH RONNIEE I'M READY FOR MY TREATMENT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear god what I have gotten myself into?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to be continued...

 

Wow....lol