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I like most indian food and normally don't have any digestive problems with it, but I did have a bad experience once.

 

I had some in DC once though that was super spicy. It was delicious, but I woke up at 5am taking terrible spicy shits.

 

I thought I was alright, so I headed off to work about two hours later and it suddenly hit me again. Explosive shits + DC traffic are not a good combination.

 

I get to our office after not having been there in a year (I work in our Charlotte satellite office) and remember I don't have a keycard to get in. poo was 30 seconds from running down my leg. A coworker I hadn't seen in a year sees me and wants to chat and I just want to poo. I'm trying to be nice, but finally just had to run to the bathroom. I got sat about halfway down before poo just explodes out all over the toilet bowl. My asshole was on fire for a solid hour after that poo.

 

I haven't eaten vindaloo since.

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I like most indian food and normally don't have any digestive problems with it, but I did have a bad experience once.

I had some in DC once though that was super spicy. It was delicious, but I woke up at 5am taking terrible spicy shits.

I thought I was alright, so I headed off to work about two hours later and it suddenly hit me again. Explosive shits + DC traffic are not a good combination.

I get to our office after not having been there in a year (I work in our Charlotte satellite office) and remember I don't have a keycard to get in. poo was 30 seconds from running down my leg. A coworker I hadn't seen in a year sees me and wants to chat and I just want to poo. I'm trying to be nice, but finally just had to run to the bathroom. I got sat about halfway down before poo just explodes out all over the toilet bowl. My asshole was on fire for a solid hour after that poo.

I haven't eaten vindaloo since.

HAHAHA

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Indian food I think benefits from looking exactly the same before and after you eat it. You know exactly what you are setting yourself up for when you sit down before a big clotted plate of palak paneer. That said, I friggin love Indian food. But Afghan Kabob takes Indian food, bends it over a tandoor oven, and stuffs it like a veggie samosa.

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