Dumb Niners Fan on reddit puts all his money on niners parlay bet with bengals

[SgtJoo]

Could be shopped with HTML

[Happy Panther]

you pay taxes on offshore gambling?

 

by law you should

[fieryprophet]

Could be shopped with HTML

 

Very easily too. But either way, fug him and his money.

[Cary Kollins]

haha that first response is priceless

 

"What. The. fug.

Dude, this is an incredibly ballsy and incredibly stupid decision. I can only imagine how intense this game will be to watch."

 

 

 

[the butch]

One thing I learned a long time ago:  never bet over $100 on an NFL . . . season.

[Happy Panther]

Stupid bet Carolina is no joke

 

:goodjob:

[Panthro]

by law you should

 

BY law you shouldn't even be making sports bets unless you are in a state that allows it. Hey IRS let me pay you taxes...but dont ask why. Now if I win on the sports bet I made in Vegas there will be taxes that need to be paid.

[Happy Panther]

BY law you shouldn't even be making sports bets unless you are in a state that allows it. Hey IRS let me pay you taxes...but dont ask why. Now if I win on the sports bet I made in Vegas there will be taxes that need to be paid.

 

Doesn't work like this and I assume you aren't an online gambler.

 

Online players will tell you to a man that you are a moron if you don't pay your taxes (unless you are talking extremely small stakes). They all keep meticulous records if there are any material bets going on.

 

1) While it is technically illegal in some states to place wagers this never prosecuted. It is probably more dangerous to jaywalk. And only a few states actually have anti-online gambling laws.  

 

2) The IRS aggressively prosecutes tax fraud. The gentleman above will be depositing a check for $150k into a US bank and that will not be missed in an audit. He will probably go to jail if he gets caught.

[toldozer]

Doesn't work like this and I assume you aren't an online gambler.

Online players will tell you to a man that you are a moron if you don't pay your taxes (unless you are talking extremely small stakes). They all keep meticulous records if there are any material bets going on.

1) While it is technically illegal in some states to place wagers this never prosecuted. It is probably more dangerous to jaywalk. And only a few states actually have anti-online gambling laws.

2) The IRS aggressively prosecutes tax fraud. The gentleman above will be depositing a check for $150k into a US bank and that will not be missed in an audit. He will probably go to jail if he gets caught.

Wrong, he will be crying at about 715 est.

[ctrcat]

P. T. Barnum was right, well over a century later, "there's a sucker born every minute". Morons like this are the reason Vegas exist with all it's lights, glitz, and gab.

[Mother Grabber]

remember where he is. there are a ton of people out here for whom $65K is throw away money. Could just be having fun.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

someone is going to kill themselves sunday night

 

[Panthro]

Doesn't work like this and I assume you aren't an online gambler.

 

Online players will tell you to a man that you are a moron if you don't pay your taxes (unless you are talking extremely small stakes). They all keep meticulous records if there are any material bets going on.

 

1) While it is technically illegal in some states to place wagers this never prosecuted. It is probably more dangerous to jaywalk. And only a few states actually have anti-online gambling laws.  

 

2) The IRS aggressively prosecutes tax fraud. The gentleman above will be depositing a check for $150k into a US bank and that will not be missed in an audit. He will probably go to jail if he gets caught.

 

ive never kept more than $1000 in bovada at anyone time...im small stakes and generally have a net gain/loss of 0. interesting.

[Car123]

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