Women With Big Butts Are Smarter

[Jangler]

http://pocho.com/study-women-with-big-butts-are-the-smartest/

 

video in the link...

 

 

 

“Marie Curie, for example, had to back that ass up in the lab all the time — and look how brilliant she was!” remarked butt researcher Benedict Pollen. “This supports the long-rumored story that Albert Einstein himself wore baggy clothing to try to mask the fact that he had it going on.”

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzlnYpLlgI

[Swan]

What is going on here?

[Darth Biscuit]

Freddie knew the deal...

 

 

[Jase]

I'm going to need a test group of big-butt women, some tape measure, and a high school history quiz.

 

This needs to be investigated further.

[KillerKat]

Kim Kardashian blows this theory all to hell

[sharkkiller]

This woman certainly proves that big boobs don't mean big brains.

 

[KJ89]

This woman certainly proves that big boobs don't mean big brains.

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[PhillyB]

i have a hypothesis as to why this is, but it won't be popular

[SZ James (banned)]

i have a hypothesis as to why this is, but it won't be popular

 

[PhillyB]

 

 

assuming we're defining big butts as overweight, western social standards of beauty mean that overweight women are not as biologically fit (the scientific term for guys wanting to bang them) as their slimmer counterparts. in formative years educationally  (mandated schooling as well as university) given the way social cliques work in symbiosis with social standards of attractiveness, i think you could posit that to a degree - a small one at least - attractive people tend to do more social things (which leaves less time for doing intellectual things) whereas "unattractive" people may spend less time socializing with peers (allowing more time for intellectual pursuits.)

 

i worry this comes across as a "fatty fatty no friends" chant when reality dictates that an innumerable amount of variables are at play in something like this that make a concrete-encased uniformity or a law-like generalization impossible to adequately propose. however i think there's a case to be made that in some cases, for some people, it serves as an explanation.

 

other possible factors:

 

1) smart people are more self-confident people and therefore are more comfortable with not adapting to arbitrary social standards of beauty

 

2) if someone's intelligence correlates directly to their profession, the way they spend their time may have an effect on physical condition. a brilliant astrophysicist spending 70 hours a week in a lab may simply not have the time to hit the gym, whereas a waitress of average intelligence may have extra time to pursue that physical standard.

 

etc.

[KendrickPanther]

I was thinking bitches ass get big when they work a desk job.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

This woman certainly proves that big boobs don't mean big brains.

 

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[PanthaSan]

Freddie knew the deal...

 

 

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