Tailgating Forbidden at Super Bowl

[Anybodyhome]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/10109826/no-tailgating-parties-super-bowl-stadium

 

Forget about setting up those kegs or buffet tables in the parking lot before this season's Super Bowl at MetLife Stadium. There will be no tailgating, according to the game's committee CEO, Al Kelly.

"You will be allowed to have food in your car and have drink in your car," Kelly said. "And provided you're in the boundaries of a single parking space, you'll be able to eat or drink right next to your car. However, you're not going to be able to take out a lounge chair, you're not going to be able to take out a grill, and you're not going to be able to take up more than one parking space. And it'll all be watched very carefully."

 

Are you fugging kidding me?!?!?

[2jakefansinva]

no big deal..........................it's going to be 3 foot of snow in the parking lot anyway

[*FreeFua*]

Wow, really taking the whole "No Fun League" to the next level

[Hawk]

embarrassing really! 

 

 

guess the good thing is that the league has priced these tickets beyond the reach of most average football fans and the corporate fugs wouldn't know a tailgate if it slammed them in the face, so no big loss to anyone.  No tailgate means more limo parking.

[xclr82xtc]

wtf is the NFL thinking?  Someone is going to start a Competition league soon. this is the free market and I garuntee oyu someone has enough money to pull it off.

[Kyle82]

We are talking an outdoor venue in New Jersey in February ...... maybe we can tailgate with the retard who came up with the idea to have a SB in an outside venue in New Jersey in the middle of fuging winter??!!

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

this is the same city that banned soda because it made people fat or some poo, so it's not too surprising

[mc52beast]

The NFL and Big Brother... teaming up to make sure you are "safe"...

[DecrypticShadow]

That's fuggin Jersey for you all...... Lol

[Ruff]

Not that big of a deal. There's going to be tons of poo going on leading up to the Super Bowl that won't even make you think about tailgating.

[lightsout]

So, pretty much, the only point in going that Sunday will be just to be in the stadium for the event itself. It's not a day long spectacle and fun event. Oh no, instead, it's a performance that they're charging way too much for attendance for and that's it. Guarantee they'll say "no cheering allowed" sometime in the next 10 years.

The NFL in the past 10 years has just been fuging pathetic.

[Doyle]

embarrassing really! 

 

 

guess the good thing is that the league has priced these tickets beyond the reach of most average football fans and the corporate fugs wouldn't know a tailgate if it slammed them in the face, so no big loss to anyone.  No tailgate means more limo parking.

 

This is the sad truth.  Even if you did go all out and buy a couple of tickets you would most likely be eating Taco Bell at your tailgate.

[Awesomeness!!]

Next they're going to make everyone sit outside and listen to the game on their radios to ensure the safety of the stadium. Seriously, what is this poo? They think somebody is going to blow up the parking lot with a fuging grill?

[Awesomeness!!]

The article also states that you can't walk, or get dropped off. You must pay these rich fugers another 51 dollars for a ride to the game. My god.