Khaki Lackey

I feel ya, Robbie. and I know what you're saying.

Has anyone demanded answers yet?

I think playing tentatively instead of hard and fast kept him from being 100% Luke on the field. The guys that compete with his type of ferocity are miserable when they're "only" at 98% of their best.

And just think, if we didn't troll the fug out of Dave Dameshek, this might not have happened.

Black is very slimmimg. It makes Burns look like a 3-4 OLB.

Our front four featured two undersized pass rush specialist DEs. Losing Reddick might be a blessing in disguise.

In before wild CTE speculation.

Yep. I don't care how good Sam looks in practice, he should not be starting any games.

I don't see it. He may be too involved, but he's never gone out of his way to be in front of cameras, interviewed, nor has he pretended to be the GM in the draft room.

The fact that this board is just as embarrassing as the Jets board kind of proves that even if you run you franchise like a message board crybaby would, they still won't stop crying. It's not the criticism, it's the redundancy and bitchiness of it all. Sack up, you miserable bastards.

Seeing as he's our third consecutive retread and he's likely a one year rental, I doubt the organization will roll out a huge media red carpet. Who knows?

More than likely, you’d know the aforementioned “Fat Lip” if you heard it.

I will say that it is remarkable that after a dismal season 12 years ago, the guy is still universally known on this board as “Pickles.” Fun fact; my first visit to the huddle was Pickles’ first start. “Let’s see what the message board nerds have to say about this guy!” I said. “It’ll be fun and informative!” I said. Oy vey.

And Teddy was shown the door quicker than Brady was. If Rhule makes a subtle jab at you to the press, you best get your bags packed. Rhule is gangsta AF. (That’s my new take I’m going to post here ad nauseam to drive the huddle crazy.)

Yeah, the same chatter that said Baker would never lower himself to come to this, and I quote, "poo show." We had it on good authority that Mayfield's genius agent would never let it happen. That thread sure dropped off the front page in a hurry. lol

We’ve been hypnotized. That one buffoon has posted the same thing with the Golden Corral picture a dozen times in every thread since the draft. You can’t help but to believe eventually.

Guess what. He could start all year and you still don’t know. Is Justin Filelds a franchise QB? We don’t know. Zach Wilson? We don’t know? What if our o line sucks again? Bottom line is, we don’t even know if Trevor Lawrence is legit yet, much less a third round rookie on a bad team.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Meh. Well. OK. I guess.

Wipe out those LBs, run through the A hole and find a squeezably soft spot in the zone.

Did the sports books learn nothing from the lottery? Slap the word "education" in there somewhere and it'll happen.

Is that the fan fiction we're going with this week? Ok.

Wait, I thought Rhule had been stripped of any abilty to draft players or sign FAs.

That's a myth. Corral could; 1. Start all year, play like total cheeks like a lot of rookies do, then put together a decent career here or elsewhere. 2. Start the second half of the year play decently and give us hope, turn out to be totally meh year two, then knocks around the league a la Matt Moore 3. Starts all year and gives us the Justin Fields question mark, or worse, the Zack Wilson question mark with a bonus injury 4. Play all year, looks great and gives us the RG Kaepernik III effect. 5. I could keep going, the possibilities are endless, but there is a downside to him playing when he's not ready. I know. Golden Corral picture, Tepper is reading.

2014 was close

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