Khaki Lackey

I've almost given up on Marshall. He's the new David Gettis.

I know all of you huddle geniuses know that Baker's a lock for Canton, but believe it or not, there are some dolts out there like Rhule that aren't 100% sure. Sam Darnold can look the part of NFL QB every now and then and because of this, he's fooled many analysts and obviously our coaching staff/ FO. Even though we put him behind a line that was easily as bad if not worse than the Jets, it was just obvious last year, he's just not the guy. Still though, his size, arm, and athleticism (plus the fact that we have to pay him a ton this year) made everyone hope that he spent the offseason getting the yips hypnotized out of him and came back a new man behind a new line. It was worth trying, I guess. Having said that, if you think that the possibility of losing a QB competition to Sam fuging Darnold didn't motivate someone like Baker Mayfield, you're fooling yourself. Baker's had immaturity and ego problems in his career so far, and making him earn his spot was a slice of humble pie that he needed. And if there's any place that appreciates the value of pie, it's the Carolina Huddle.

Any position is an area of concern if your back up sucks and your starter is mediocre or injury-prone and it seems like Bozeman might be both.

And Deion got knocked senseless. It was beautiful. Still gotta go with 2015 NFC title. That game was like watching an hour long highlight reel/hype video

Not if you get cut before collecting a game check

I get it... but in a practice?

Those types of guys are usually the types that gives your team disastrous penalties too. To knock a guy out and stand over him in a joint practice? That might even exceed Burfict/PacMan level of dumb.

I think that's one of the reasons the know-it-all blowhards can't stop posting about how dumb Rhule is 200 times a day. As of right now, they appear to finally be right about something!!!

Since we're just making sh!t up, I'll take a crack at it. Matt Rhule says to David Tepper, "That bastard Fitty drafted Corrall knowing damn well I wanted Temple's long snapper in the third! I'll show him! I'll sabotage his entire career! That young lion won't be eating any beef on my watch!" Tepper replies, "Matty, I may be rich, but unlike those geniuses on carolinahuddle.com, I'm very stupid. I appreciate you sacrificing your professional career just to troll them." Tepper then takes his zippo and ignites a roll of $100 bills which he uses to light a giant cigar. They laugh.

Thank God, another bitch about Rhule thread. I was beginning to think everyone loved him now, since the crybaby thread percentage dropped below 90%

Rhule and Fitterer have both been pretty vocal about taking lots of “swings” at finding a QB. Honestly, it’s probably a better strategy than trotting out a mediocre game manager and hoping a later draft pick hits every year. It’s more proactive at the least.

The only way this is excusable is if it gets rectified after the game tape is viewed. I kind of understand making people earn it, but it goes both ways. Elfline, Jordan, and Darnold earned demotions yesterday. If you believe in the hierarchy and accountability, show them the tape, why the lost their spots and adjust the depth chart accordingly. Now is the time to do it. The competition charade should be a formality that ends quickly.

Has anyone mentioned lions or beef yet? If not, here it is.

Armanti Edwards makes Marvin McNutt look like Kevin Norwood.

Garbage. Hurney’s Built team was two no brainer top ten picks, a cap disaster and 2-14, 6-10, 7-9, his last 3 seasons.

Call me old fashioned but I don’t think premier running backs who are payed premier running back money should complain about having to do premier running back sh!t.

If that’s true (which honestly reads like huddle fan fiction) he should have rejected his fat contract and gone elsewhere. It would have saved all parties involved some grief.

Brees is such a knob. “Hey everybody! I’m injured, but look at me! My imagination is finger lickin’ good!” Dork.

More silly college BS! We wouldn't have to deal with these eyesores if it wasn't for Matt Rhule! I mean, last year he was kind of fat! It wasn't easy to find a way to get that topic in this thread, you're welcome.

So, according to the huddle, BC is a Canton-bound franchise LT, and we're not mad that we drafted Ickey, but we're mad because he's not getting all the precious 1st string reps ahead of our incumbent franchise LT? It's confusing. Can we just stick to calling Matt Rhule fat?

I hate to disrupt the echo chamber, but by all accounts, the players really like Rhule.

Whoa. Stop. He wasn't first on the field today. It's over, man. I'm sorry, but it's over.

Keep your huddle lore in the "wasting reps" thread. It's the hierarchy that every NFL team uses. Plus if Sam has put in some work and looks salvageable as a backup it might help us deal him elsewhere.

AND he stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Look out Sam.

So the Rippadong alt is Jeremy's. Super.