Chaos

Cosmo says he's fat, but I ain't down with that

Not sure if srs

I feel feels, not good feels.

Remember Primoz Brezec? Here we go again (I'm so pissed I have dramatic license).

This same asshole that said on more than one occasion he doesn't want to play here.

Fug this fugging, gahhh, I'm gonna puke

Cho, own this moment you bald bitch

Well....

Cmon Detroit, you know you want Stanley

Please not Frank

At the risk of putting my quirks out there: I can't stop on the 13 of my radio volume, nor can I set my car A/C temp to 66 degrees I can't stand stepping in something wet, especially in socks. It's literally the worst thing in my world. After a shower, I dry off completely before stepping out because I can't take it if the rug gets any water on it, then I step into it. I wear flip flops constantly indoors to avoid this from happening When I pull paper towels from a dispenser (such as public restroom) it has to be four Like Arroz said, my deodorant application is counted out and must be the same on both sides, typically 10 strokes (5 up, 5 down) I will no longer touch a door handle in a public restroom coming out. Either have a paper towel on my hand, or wait for someone to come in and slip out before the door closes My food cannot touch on the plate. If a separate bowl is needed for a side item, so be it I don't know how I've lived to 41 years to be honest.

Class organization. Proud to be a fan since day one. Continued prayers to the victim's families.

Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.

Class of 1992. I hate all you young'uns, but seriously, enjoy life - the easiest part is now over.

Team gets ball on 20, gets four downs to go ten yards, only gets eight. Other team gets ball on 28. Scores. Yeah, awesome concept.

No Panther defense on the other side, of course he's looking great so far.

Dat old font doe

Praise Jebus that the sorry Grizzlies are out, I seriously can't watch that boring style of ball. Montsta - who would you rather face in the conf finals - Rockets or Clippers?

Wait, is this just an April Fools do-over since that colossal fake DUI fail? This is a top shelf idiot. I swear I hope the Seahawks world crumbles around them

Goodell should've dug his keys into the side of Brady's pretty little supped up four wheel drive, carved his name into the leather seats. Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires. Then maybe next time he'd think before he cheats.

How about a bowling competition, or ping pong? I don't even want to think about "bull in the China shop" Panthro setting a brick wall screen on our starting DB's for God's sake.

He clearly passed out in his garage sometime after that last post.

This guy gets it.

In sure he'll be suspended for the first half of a preseason game. And that's harsh.

This is why part of me hates this time of year with guys stepping back on the field for the first time. Stay healthy boys.