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We're 2-0 you feckless avalanches of wilting children

PhillyB

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PhillyB Grand Master

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sweet jesus god, the gameday thread and chat was like sitting through a hailstorm of brat tears and 49ers fans punting their year-old flatbrims back into closets filled with pokemon paraphanalia and drake posters. i try not to hate on our fans because we all have our cohort of insufferable milquetoasts, but god damn from cam's first incompletion we had gutless shrimp calling for derek anderson to start.

 

instead, cam threw for 281 yards and a TD, coming up aces in critical situations on multiple drives. avant caught a touchdown. defense balled out with multiple sacks (including 2.5 from hardy backup mario addison in the waning moments of the game.) philly brown looked great. stew was effective enough, with a modest 3 ypc but a TD. offensive line handled suh for the most part, and the secondary handled calvin johnson for the most part, two of the best players in the league at their position. shula called an effective second half, adjusting to burgeoning weaknesses in the secondary

 

 

 

 

….and now we're 2-0, without our starting back, right end, and an injury-stifled quarterback. so please stop being giant perspectiveless baby posters on this forum for the next 14 weeks while we finish out this season kicking ass. we're having too much fun for your bullshit.

 

 

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I honestly wonder about some of the folks in those game day threads, and how miserable their lives must be, being that negative.

 

i can see doubting in the fourth in a close game, but there's always the ones calling it over in the 2nd

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Believe

 

i'm not personally a fan of rah-rah "believe" threads, because they tend to leave no place for objective, rational criticism of the team, which has plenty of merit. but god damn the perspectiveless children are absolutely unbearable, because they're incapable of offering objective, rational criticism and their knee jerk reactionaryisms destroy the attempts of everyone's collective experience.

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i'm not personally a fan of rah-rah "believe" threads, because they tend to leave no place for objective, rational criticism of the team, which has plenty of merit. but god damn the perspectiveless children are absolutely unbearable, because they're incapable of offering objective, rational criticism and their knee jerk reactionaryisms destroy the attempts of everyone's collective experience.

I've been a Red Sox fan my whole life.

This is a damn good football team.

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sweet jesus god, the gameday thread and chat was like sitting through a hailstorm of brat tears and 49ers fans punting their year-old flatbrims back into closets filled with pokemon paraphanalia and drake posters. i try not to hate on our fans because we all have our cohort of insufferable milquetoasts, but god damn from cam's first incompletion we had gutless shrimp calling for derek anderson to start.

 

instead, cam threw for 281 yards and a TD, coming up aces in critical situations on multiple drives. avant caught a touchdown. defense balled out with multiple sacks (including 2.5 from hardy backup mario addison in the waning moments of the game.) philly brown looked great. stew was effective enough, with a modest 3 ypc but a TD. offensive line handled suh for the most part, and the secondary handled calvin johnson for the most part, two of the best players in the league at their position. shula called an effective second half, adjusting to burgeoning weaknesses in the secondary

 

 

 

 

….and now we're 2-0, without our starting back, right end, and an injury-stifled quarterback. so please stop being giant perspectiveless baby posters on this forum for the next 14 weeks while we finish out this season kicking ass. we're having too much fun for your bullshit.

 

 

:cam:  

 

 

I wish I could pie you more than I did.  Chicken Littles were in full force at one point in the game,  we were never getting routed, and we dominated the lions.  Could not physically be prouder of this team.

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