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Before you rob that convenience store...

Jeremy Igo

By Jeremy Igo,
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toldozer Grand Master

toldozer

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Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.

Fed up with life and the way things are going,

he decides to rob a liquor store.

("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")

But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.

And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...

("poo is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

[Dr. Dre]

Alright, stop! (Huh?)

Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store

and try to get money out the drawer

You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)

I'm your motherfugin conscience

[Eminem]

That's nonsense!

Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs

And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs

Tell her you need a place to stay

You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade

[Dr. Dre]

Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you

Think about it before you walk in the door first

Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

[Eminem]

fug that! Do that poo! Shoot that bitch!

Can you afford to blow this poo? Are you that rich?

Why you give a fug if she dies? Are you that bitch?

Do you really think she gives a fug if you have kids?

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