National Lampoon Panther Vacation

[SCP]

Panther fans! Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned Panther season. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm NFL emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Playoff run since Shannon Sharpe caught TD passes from Johnny f*cking Elway. And when Nippleshorts squeezes his fat white ass behind that podium at the end of the season, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Dave Gettleman, our GM, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Mint and Moorehead with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poo he is! Hallelujah! Holy poo! Where's the Tylenol?

http://youtu.be/TQXuazYI_YU

Shitter's full! Happy Thanksgiving!

[nctarheel0619]

Holy poo, you turned National Lampoons Christmas Vacation speech into a Panthers speech?  Good God, you are a God among men, good sir.  

 

[Khaki Lackey]

Perhaps the best post I've ever read

[SCP]

If there is a better metaphor for this Panther season than that scene, I don't know what it is. Panther fans got a nice fruit of the month club membership out of this season.

[nctarheel0619]

If there is a better metaphor for this Panther season than that scene, I don't know what it is. Panther fans got a nice fruit of the month club membership out of this season.

 

Isn't it Jelly of the month club?  

[SCP]

Isn't it Jelly of the month club?

Yes but fruit is healthier and there are a bunch of fat asses on the Huddle.

[tondi]

Its the gift that gives the whole year.

[nctarheel0619]

Yes but fruit is healthier and there are a bunch of fat asses on the Huddle.

Ah, makes sense.  Just give them O'Douls and call it a day.  

[Scrumtrilescent]

Sterling Sharpe?

[KSpan]

Sterling Sharpe?

 

He's on a  roll... let him go.

 

 

[Chaos]

If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised at the awesomeness of this thread.

[chknwing]

one thread to rule them all

[Growl]

This one post has changed my entire outlook on this entire season and has almost brought me to the point of enjoying the comedy that is our team and our division.

 

 

GOAT post.

[SCP]

Sterling Sharpe?

Who's the one that looks like a horse?