Seahawks DE Bennett on the Carolina Panthers

[SmootsDaddy89]

Bennett also is the guy who said "There hasn't been a run like that since the underground railroad" in reference to "beastmode engaged 2.0"

 

 

dude always has hilarious off the wall poo like that to say.

[Peppers90 NC]

I think that was a cleverly-masked southern inbred jab

From his time in Tampa

[O-Ther]

So I'm guessing it's bad to fap in the mirror? 

 

Something like that. It's bad manners to watch your 3rd cousin and her hot friend from behind the mirror. Be a real Southern gentleman and give those ladies the helping, um, hand, they need was Bennett's point I think.

 

Hell I prolly need to smoke a couple bowls and give myself a concussion to figure out that Bennett $hit.

[propagandamachine]

Keep calm - this is like that Ric flair poo last year

[TheRumGone]

Way to give the nc stereotype credence.

Cousin fugers!!!!!!!!

[Panthers8969]

Link?

[Panthers8969]

Oh Steve Smith is great too.

Not to derail the thread.. curious what Panther fans feel about Smith, since he seemed to have a serious axe to grind with you guys after you cut him. I'm guessing that's more aimed towards the FO than the fans though?

Best Panther all time. People are mad at him for acting like himself and calling out the staff, but those people are retarded and/or just became fans. I'm pissed he left and its the stupidest thing DG will ever do. Him and Kb and Olsen could've destroyed this year. Smith is clutch AF too. If this game is tight( which I think both sides think it will be) smith would be the guy to make the last second td. He excels under pressure where as KB doesn't imo

[SammyPapaki]

Bennett is a great interview, I am so glad we brought him back and signed him up. For someone that really hasn't had a lot of attention he has been huge in big games. He and Avril were the difference between the 2012 team that allowed Matt Ryan 2 plays in 30 seconds to kick a FG and the 2013 team that created so much disruption that has continued into this season. The guy has played 2 full seasons with an injury that needs surgery, but he won't risk missing the time.

Definitely an impact player that flies under the radar and always has something to say when asked by the media.

[Squirrel]

Kiss=Kony Ealy

 

Marry=?

 

Kill=another bowl, then some Pringles and frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts

 

Kiss = Ealy

 

Marry = Jane

 

Kill = it with no spoon

[volsunghawk]

Does he...does he wanna have sex with us?

if you've ever seen his sack celebration, you already know the answer to this question.

[volsunghawk]

Crap, double post.

[Toundra]

Ôo

[imminent rogaine]

I kissed my cousin's stepdaughter once (she is older than me). Pretty sure that's still cool. She didn't look like me or Michael Bennett. I would not have kissed her if she looked like Michael Bennett.

[TheWiz]

he thinks we're hooot...

 

because like.... we are.