North Carolina - Tinny Cock State

[teeray]

There has to be a "optimal tip to tip effeciency" joke in here somewhere.

[teeray]

We just don't wear theM here in NC. Our women are clean

[Jase]

I cannot fit a regular condoms on. Tried many times and fail every time, Magnum and Magnum XL are the only condom that fit me.

I guess you can call me rooster.

Cause I'm the biggest cock on this chicken farm.

 

Pics or GTFO!

 

[Jangler]

meanwhile in China....

 

[Dex]

Haha get wrecked. CT ftw.

[BettyBangzer]

Yikes. I'm glad my husband brought his dick from Ohio.

[Germy Ego]

speaking on behalf of myself these numbers are correct. I have very little in my pants

[MadHatter]

I got 11 inch cock

Around

Let it sink in

4 times the circumfrance is not how you measure around something....

[Lumps]

Notice how the states at the bottom have higher obesity

Ding, ding, ding!

Aside from obvious fat around your junk (losing weight makes you appear larger, or be larger rather since there is less fat), a bad diet of fat and friend Southern food is awful for your blood flow and long term is one of the main causes behind erectile dysfunction (heart disease, diabetes) second only to smoking but for the same reason, damaging your delicate nerves in your junk and restricting the blood flow. And to make matters worse, killing your testosterone.

So go ahead, you guys go and enjoy your nasty ass bojangles.

[jasonluckydog]

I slapped my large South Carolina cock on my keyboard and typed this

[Jase]

Ding, ding, ding!

Aside from obvious fat around your junk (losing weight makes you appear larger, or be larger rather since there is less fat), a bad diet of fat and friend Southern food is awful for your blood flow and long term is one of the main causes behind erectile dysfunction (heart disease, diabetes) second only to smoking but for the same reason, damaging your delicate nerves in your junk and restricting the blood flow. And to make matters worse, killing your testosterone.

So go ahead, you guys go and enjoy your nasty ass bojangles.

I'm sorry your delicate man bits can't withstand a little bit of fried food.

[ThPantherFan]

I buy all mine in south Carolina. I pick them up when I go for the cheap gas.

 

They don't make them large enough for me. 

 

[Jimmy]

Lower sales = lower % of those who actually use them?  Bareback nation.

[Hawk]

I always thought that Charlotte women loved me for my incredible good looks...but now I realize they hear me speak, they know I'm from out of town and they immediately know satisfaction is guaranteed.