The Middle Aged White Guy

[Anybodyhome]

I watched a fox play Frogger across the freeway and win tonight

 

GTFO. You're in Colorado and the definition of "freeway" up there is any road with asphalt on it. .

[Anybodyhome]

I'll be 60 soon and if I ever see any of you wearing khakis and loafers without socks, I will beat your ass.

 

The most utterly ridiculous fashion "trend" I've seen in decades.

 

 

 

[Johnny Rockets]

I'm just here to say Reef and Rainbow flip flops are highly overrated and over priced trash.

Throw a pair of Montrails in the oven, slip them on and you could run a marathon in them.

One thing I am known for are my perfect feet and they know comfort and style.

[MadHatter]

That's nice, but I'm not the settling type. I don't ever see myself buying a house and having a 401K. I've lived in 10 cities in the past 5 years. That said, it's nice to see someone else being able to live free too.

And you will be the 65 yo idiot with no retirement money who is expecting someone else to support you.

Enjoy your youth...but not to the extent of sacrificing your future.

[Chimera]

I'll be 60 soon and if I ever see any of you wearing khakis and loafers without socks, I will beat your ass.

 

The most utterly ridiculous fashion "trend" I've seen in decades.

 

 

still better than sandals with socks

 

[Chimera]

I think half of you are lying. I'm pretty sure you walk around with cheap golf shirts, faded jeans that can't quite fit your waist, and plain white New Balance sneakers.

[PanthersBigD]

You still wear a wedding band?

Of course! All those beers aren't going to open themselves. Besides, I'm still stoked that my wife relented to marrying me! I have no problem representing.

[PhillyB]

i'm white and i turn 30 this year, but i refuse to but straps on my glasses

[pstall]

For everyday casual i wear vans slip ons. With jeans or shorts.

A Redix is in another world price wise.

[pstall]

Straps for glasses are good if you are on a boat or kayaking but that's it.

You end up reinforcing college douche guy.

[SCP]

i'm white and i turn 30 this year, but i refuse to but straps on my glasses

When you do, use these. They don't lay on your neck.

[thefuzz]

J Crew pants/shorts

 

Brooks Brothers button down or some type of surf T

 

Sperry's/Rainbows/Ariat Ramblers (winter time)

 

Board shorts on the boat.

 

Costa's

[Lumps]

I'm white and turn 30 this year...you guys have some hideous outfits...

Long sleeved buttons down shirt with white undershirt, khakis or slacks, boots...is my everyday wear.

I'm not sure if the white or middle aged has anything to do with it. I thinks it's that ball and chain that makes you not give a fug...

You all know damn well you didn't score your wives wearing fuging rainbow flip flops and strap on glasses, Jesus Christ

[PandaPancake]

GTFO. You're in Colorado and the definition of "freeway" up there is any road with asphalt on it. .

It was a proper freeway. You know four lanes, 80 mph speed limit