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The ONLY difference? No pockets on the thighs. That's what makes cargo shorts dorky.

 

Sorry but those are about 4 inches to long

 

 

Get you some of these...5 inch inseam and cargo's

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Sometimes in the summer when it's hot out I have to retuck my balls back inside em. Plus the elastic is great for eating at buffets

 

Oh and SCP they come in camo

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I'm so glad I've never had to worry about what my shorts looked like to get a girl. I feel sorry for you guys that do.

My shorts have always had a slight bulge. I always just assumed that's what got the girl, the fact that you could still make it out through a solid layer of gabardine.

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Girl 10 years ago: Hey I hate your shorts. would not bang.

 

Me 10 years ago: So you've waded through my smoking,  excessive drinking, bad facial hair, love handles, my love of asian massage porn and buffets just to tell me my shorts drove you away?!?!? 

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My shorts have always had a slight bulge. I always just assumed that's what got the girl, the fact that you could still make it out through a solid layer of gabardine.

There's only 1 pocket that gets the girls. The one with your wallet. Unless of course that bulge isn't from money but instead from receipts and random nonsense. If that's the case, you may also be wearing black socks and sandals.
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