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It's time to make fun of the Cardinals.

chknwing

By chknwing,
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Q: Want to hear a Cardinals joke? A: Carson Palmer!

Q: Why is Carson Palmer like a grizzly bear? A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

Q: Did you hear about the joke that Carson Palmer told his receivers? A: It went over their heads.

Q: Why does President Obama want to send Cardinals QB Carson Palmer to Syria? A: The CIA are convinced Carson is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad.

Q: Why can't Carson Palmer use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver.

 Q: What do the Cardinals and the Post Office have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sundays!

Q: What do the Arizona Cardinals and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q:

Q: How many Arizona Cardinals does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What's the difference between the Arizona Cardinals and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Arizona Cardinals and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! 

 

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Q: How many Arizona Cardinals does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Arizona Cardinals.

Q: What do the Arizona Cardinals and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep an Arizona Cardinal out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What do you call an Arizona Cardinal with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief!

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