Corona Virus

[LinvilleGorge]

Just now, Inimicus said:

SAH may be lifting for Co but its under pretty reasonable restrictions.

• No gatherings of more than 10
• Retail reopens with extreme distancing (60% capacity)
• Personal services (salons and tattoos etc) can resume with restrictions
• Vulnerable populations must stay home
• Offices at 50% and telecommuting still preferred

Its not a free for all

 

I think there's gonna have to be some serious wrist slapping for that message to resonate. My wife's office is literally going back to business as usual on Monday. Her boss was sending out texts of jubilation during the presser while my wife and all of her coworkers were texting each other "WTF?! Is she actually listening to the words coming out of this man's mouth???"

[stirs]

Phase 1 reopening has still got a lot of restrictions and time before even getting to Phase 2 and so one before getting to Phase 3.  If you don't meet the requirements or if things heat up, then you can't move to the next Phase or might even have to back up

[stirs]

China is going to be in deep poo very soon.

Watch for legislation and increased tariffs.

[Wes21]

19 minutes ago, Inimicus said:

We are meeting on Thursday to decide what this means for our company and how we can get folks back in the office in a way they feel safe and actually are safe.

Its impossible to go back to the office and be "safe."  All you can do is try to avoid obviously dumb poo.

[Mr. Scot]

18 minutes ago, Wes21 said:

All you can do is try to avoid obviously dumb poo.

Posted on The Huddle 

[stirs]

Get ready for a run on adult diapers, haha, and also Mexican food

https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-coronavirus-be-spread-through-farts/

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

1 hour ago, stirs said:

China is going to be in deep poo very soon.

Watch for legislation and increased tariffs.

They better make it snappy on Ivanka's next set of trademark applications if they know what's good for them

[stirs]

4 minutes ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

They better make it snappy on Ivanka's next set of trademark applications if they know what's good for them

More incredible offerings, we thank you

[Wes21]

Just now, Inimicus said:

Dude we have 15 employees and 3200 sq ft.  Its totally possible for us to set desks far enough apart and set up a team rotation that lets our staff experience some of the camaraderie and closeness they were accustomed to prior to our work from home mandate that hit before the SAH order from our Governor.

Let's start with 2 basic questions, just as an example.

1. How are each of the 15 of you going to get into the building?  Do you have 15 separate entrances?  Did you hire someone to wipe down the entrance after every person?

2. Should we talk about what happens when you have to go to the bathroom?

Obviously there's more, but those should tide your brain over for a little bit.  We have 5,000 sq ft for 11 of us, and that reality hit us.  Its a good thing that this isn't quite as contagious and deadly as the movies.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

7 minutes ago, stirs said:

Get ready for a run on adult diapers, haha, and also Mexican food

https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-coronavirus-be-spread-through-farts/

More incredible offerings, we thank you

[stirs]

1 minute ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

More incredible offerings, we thank you

Virus related, non political.

Sort of the thing we are supposed to be doing ?  No worries, mod has your back

[RASTAN66]

210 pages, wow.

What's the record?

[stirs]

4 minutes ago, RASTAN66 said:

210 pages, wow.

What's the record?

I would say Dark Side of the Moon

[Ja Rhule]

3 minutes ago, RASTAN66 said:

210 pages, wow.

What's the record?

800+ democrat thread in tinderbox