Being a Panthers fan is like being (fill in the blank)...

[TheBigKat]

being on hospice

 

you know you're dying inside

it's not really pleasant

it's long, drawing and basically delaying the inevitable 

[Lame Duck]

Like being in abusive relationship.  It’s not healthy but we stick around.

[Swirly]

The member on Jackass who is always getting kicked in the nuts.

[TheBlankman]

Is like being on a message board opening a BigKat thread. You know it's bad but you can't resist..

[joemac]

Kicked in the balls, repeatedly, over and over and over.  Then paying to be kicked in the balls, and returning each and every week to be kicked in the balls for 3 hours.  17 times a year.  Then, when ball kicking season is over, doing research and talking about getting your balls destroyed for 6 months.  Then, having a fleeting moment of hope that maybe you will not get kicked in the balls for 17 weeks.  Only for the ball kicking to continue each and every week, year after year after year, until you die. 

[chknwing]

an endless root canal

[Waldo]

Addicted to the need to huff fumes from a portapotty at a music festival in August. 

[joemac]

9 minutes ago, chknwing said:

an endless root canal

At least you get nitrous with a root canal.  We just have to take it raw, each and every week. 

[chknwing]

10 minutes ago, Waldo said:

Addicted to the need to huff fumes from a portapotty at a music festival in August. 

seems pretty specific....

[hepcat]

Being a Panthers fan is like having a child you've raised who you no longer speak to.  

They were a pretty good baby, had some rough down years as a toddler and through elementary school, got better and was decently behaved in middle and through high school with some rough years sprinkled in. Then once they went to college they completely changed who they were, got into a super toxic abusive relationship and are now a massive failure and complete loser. Now your kid hates you and you hate them and you don't speak anymore. 

Despite all the years of work and effort you put into raising this kid, none of it ended up mattering, they hate you now and they're just a massive disappointment to you in the end. 

[Cdparr7]

The only working toilet at Buc-ee’s

[Waldo]

4 minutes ago, chknwing said:

seems pretty specific....

Yeah that is the quality level I have witnessed from a Tepper team. I have also witnessed that smell so what is wrong with all of us lol

[jimfear]

Watching a movie franchise you once loved that has fifty eleven horrible sequels. You watch with hope that one of them will live up to the glory days, but you walk away having wasted your money and your time and getting nothing but disappointment in return.

[joemac]

9 minutes ago, Cdparr7 said:

The only working toilet at Buc-ee’s

Impossible.  Buc-ee's has world class bathrooms.