Posting in Haiku form until Panthers win

[sharkkiller]

Haikus are stupid

They never make any sense

hot apple cobbler

[Mother Grabber]

A slimy green frog

in a purplish pink pond

disintegrated

(I wrote that in 5th grade)

[Jangler]

fluidities chirp

comely cabdriver purrs, flute

screaming parasite

[PhillyB]

Emancipated?

Didn't you just get married?

Oh, you're sarcastic.

from being too distraught if the panthers lose again. i have boobies and epic scenery to soothe my woes

[Mother Grabber]

Cracker jack melon

Riki Tiki Tavi Pow

kitty says meow

[IRONMAN]

winless this year

clausen looks *****

lockout

[PhillyB]

winless this year

clausen looks *****

lockout

:confused:

[The Saltman]

[Carl Spackler]

Saltman Terrorist

Panther Fan For Life Blows Moore

Huddle FTL.

[Brooklyn Bully]

Hey you are right dude

It is based on moras

but we speak English

so this is a fine substitute because most people aren't going to understand what a mora is.

Mora said Playoffs

Do not talk about Playoffs

Are you kidding me

[Guild]

Can we win today

Yes we can but don't hold your

Sex life hostage dude

Williams with a cut

A cut back run for eighty

Eighty and six, YEAH!

Edwards out of the

Mountaineer it turns out that

His rating highest

Zug Zug Dabu Orc

Stewart has a d at the

End of his name man

[top dawg]

John Fox chews and claps

Mike Singletary looks mad

Godfrey got 5th pick

[top dawg]

Moore stands in pocket

Celebration in end zone

Hope it is our team

[top dawg]

DT catches pass

Prances into the end zone

I told you bitches