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Weird Ass ESPN Fantasy Commentary


Vagrant

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On the player profile pages for certain players, it makes no sense how weird these comments are.

Matt Moore:

It's a dead man's party, who could ask for Moore? Everybody come and leave his body at the door...

Jonathan Stewart:

Unfortunately, this Daily Show has had declining ratings this season. Perhaps he should call the Comedy Central version for some pointers on keeping his shtick fresh.

David Gettis:

He'll be the "leading man" if Steve Smith sits again, but the Panthers are the NFL's "Off off-Broadway" equivalent, and people rarely notice the stars of those.

.... wtf

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So...who cares? Moore did suck earlier in the year (please be back in form) Stewart has done dick-all (not talking smack...he's just not putting up fantasy numbers) and Gettis has just now realized how f#$%ing good he can be........... So, in conclusion, see my first "sentence".

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