Just bumped into Ron Rivera

[Boltergeist]

You didn't show him your picture of scenic Dallas?

[Mother Grabber]

Did he kick your ass for not saying excuse me?

[SCP]

I actually crop dusted him. When he stepped off the bus he walked into a big old cloud of last nights ribs and asparagus. So I have that going for me. First guy to cropdust coach Rivera.

Sorry coach. :( Those early flights do no favors to my digestive system, missing my morning poo and all.

[HSCBandit07]

rofl. The smell probably stuck to his clothes and followed him around all day. Great way to leave a lasting impression on someone. Then again he is going to have to ride buses/fly with the big uglies

[SorthNarolina]

i wonder if asparagus farts smell worse when it's not in season.

[Floppin]

i wonder if asparagus farts smell worse when it's not in season.

Nothing better than that first piss the morning after eating a poo ton of asparagus.

[DC Amp]

PLEASE don't break in the new coach by breaking wind on the new coach, have some respect...just burp or something next time will ya. :rolleyes:

[Brooklyn Bully]

Just bumped into Ron Rivera... and got knocked the hell down.

Fixed.

[SCP]

PLEASE don't break in the new coach by breaking wind on the new coach, have some respect...just burp or something next time will ya. :rolleyes:

The art of a good crop dust is the suprise and the anonymity of it. You can't worry about who it's going to effect or if it's going to look bad on you. It is a read and react artform. You survey the situation and make a call, you never go back on that call because Oprah Winfrey might be a target. You start thinking too much, you get killed. Just like war.

Ask Saltman, he knows about things like hiding bombs and stuff. Collateral damage.

[Mr. Scot]

Fixed.

:lol:

His persona is intimidating as all get out, isn't it?

Hope it translates to wins on the field.

[Boltergeist]

I actually crop dusted him. When he stepped off the bus he walked into a big old cloud of last nights ribs and asparagus. So I have that going for me. First guy to cropdust coach Rivera.

Sorry coach. :( Those early flights do no favors to my digestive system, missing my morning poo and all.

and NOW it's a complete SouthCak story

[Chaos]

I actually crop dusted him. When he stepped off the bus he walked into a big old cloud of last nights ribs and asparagus. So I have that going for me. First guy to cropdust coach Rivera.

Sorry coach. :( Those early flights do no favors to my digestive system, missing my morning poo and all.

Imagine if it had been early Monday following a tailgate full of buffalo turds and cold beer. There would have been paramedics involved.

[Ivan The Awesome]

Coach Rivera should have his own 'chuck norris' type of jokes.