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Just bumped into Ron Rivera

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I actually crop dusted him. When he stepped off the bus he walked into a big old cloud of last nights ribs and asparagus. So I have that going for me. First guy to cropdust coach Rivera.

Sorry coach. :( Those early flights do no favors to my digestive system, missing my morning poo and all.

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PLEASE don't break in the new coach by breaking wind on the new coach, have some respect...just burp or something next time will ya. :rolleyes:

The art of a good crop dust is the suprise and the anonymity of it. You can't worry about who it's going to effect or if it's going to look bad on you. It is a read and react artform. You survey the situation and make a call, you never go back on that call because Oprah Winfrey might be a target. You start thinking too much, you get killed. Just like war.

Ask Saltman, he knows about things like hiding bombs and stuff. Collateral damage.

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I actually crop dusted him. When he stepped off the bus he walked into a big old cloud of last nights ribs and asparagus. So I have that going for me. First guy to cropdust coach Rivera.

Sorry coach. :( Those early flights do no favors to my digestive system, missing my morning poo and all.

and NOW it's a complete SouthCak story

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I actually crop dusted him. When he stepped off the bus he walked into a big old cloud of last nights ribs and asparagus. So I have that going for me. First guy to cropdust coach Rivera.

Sorry coach. :( Those early flights do no favors to my digestive system, missing my morning poo and all.

Imagine if it had been early Monday following a tailgate full of buffalo turds and cold beer. There would have been paramedics involved.

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