Does your wife/gf?

[YourMomsLover]

Get mad when you walk by her in the hallway and smack her ass as you walk by? Mine does. Funny thing is her left ass cheek is red after having sexual, and she doesnt seem to mind it at all....fugin hypocrite!

[YourMomsLover]

Im left handed BTW...

[TheRealDeal]

I have a rule in my house...no ass goes unslapped when it's available (bending down, reaching, etc)

Three exceptions:

1. The President

2. The Pope

3. My mother, grandmother, etc

She knows the rules and therefor cannot get mad. She cannot get mad when it's her mother or sister either.

It's good to set rules.

[Darth Biscuit]

Try the walkby shocker next time and see how that goes.

[YourMomsLover]

To me its just saying "Hey baby....the baby weight added some ass to you and no matter what, you are still one sexy mother fuger to me!"

[Jase]

When you married that, you earned the right to smacketh that.

[YourMomsLover]

Try the walkby shocker next time and see how that goes.

Elaborate por favor... shocker?

[YourMomsLover]

I have a rule in my house...no ass goes unslapped when it's available (bending down, reaching, etc)

Three exceptions:

1. The President

2. The Pope

3. My mother, grandmother, etc

She knows the rules and therefor cannot get mad. She cannot get mad when it's her mother or sister either.

It's good to set rules.

Aunts, Cousins, etc etc?

[Jackofalltrades]

No.

[Gipetto]

We bite in our household

[boo7382]

Only when it hurts like poo or when he does it in front of his family

usually me smacking his ass

[Darth Biscuit]

Elaborate por favor... shocker?

Really?

Two in the pink one in the stink...

[Ja Rhule]

My fiance always punches me in my arm or sholders... and I smack my fiances ass pretty much everyday lol... It's odd when her mom smacks my ass tho.

[mush]

The first time she grabs your crotch and squeezes it hard to reciprocate you'll stop doing it.