Some input please.....

[PanthaSan]

Ok, here is my situation and I really need some advice.

MamaSan is the love of my life and I have never cheated in any of my marriages. Yeah, I know, kinda the opposite of my internet persona but some things are important and should be honored.

MamaSan has never ruled out a 3-some (with another female) but she had some ground rules and such. It can only be a stranger and we can never have contact in the future, yadda, yadda. Me, I just joke about it because I would still see it as a possible violation of my vows. In short, I never saw it actually happening.

Fast forward to now.

We had a visit from a foreign exchange teacher from Czechoslovokia to touch base with MamaSan regarding working with Special Needs adults. Turns out this gal has an accent (my Kryptonite), athletic body, very "huggy", and likes us. Plus she lives across the world so I am thinking jackpot.

But, I still feel a bit weird regarding my vows even if she is willing and MamaSan says it's ok.

So, my question the you is:

Who should I roofie first, her or MamaSan?

[lymelizzard]

Ok, here is my situation and I really need some advice.

MamaSan is the love of my life and I have never cheated in any of my marriages. Yeah, I know, kinda the opposite of my internet persona but some things are important and should be honored.

MamaSan has never ruled out a 3-some (with another female) but she had some ground rules and such. It can only be a stranger and we can never have contact in the future, yadda, yadda. Me, I just joke about it because I would still see it as a possible violation of my vows. In short, I never saw it actually happening.

Fast forward to now.

We had a visit from a foreign exchange teacher from Czechoslovokia to touch base with MamaSan regarding working with Special Needs adults. Turns out this gal has an accent (my Kryptonite), athletic body, very "huggy", and likes us. Plus she lives across the world so I am thinking jackpot.

But, I still feel a bit weird regarding my vows even if she is willing and MamaSan says it's ok.

So, my question the you is:

Who should I roofie first, her or MamaSan?

1/2 roofie yourself and full roofie to others involved. Then have said threesome etc and not remember it. If you don't remember it then you wont feel weird about your vows. WinWin or something

[Darth Biscuit]

:lol:

Awesome thread is awesome... roofie 'em both. Then tell them it was their idea. They will love it... trust me... ;)

[Guest]

:D I gotta agree with biscuit...:lol:

[NotinbutaPnut]

You have to ruffie both. But make sure to record it so you can keep it for additional enjoyment.

[boo7382]

Be a man and don't roofie either!!

I'm sure things would loosen up after a couple dranks anyways

then come on here and talk about it so I can completely recap it to her when I meet you guys at a tailgate:D

better be careful though.....might end up with kid # 3,500

[4Corners]

bro just sit down and whip it out you'll find out reallllll quick if she is DTF

[Zcustom]

The serious answer here is to just be honest with Mamasan and let her know that you think this situation qualifies based on her ground rules. Then let her know you like the idea and leave the ball in her court.

The huddle answer involves sammiches, whipping it out, and something about being a macho man.

Good luck!

[Mvp2014]

Be a macho man, whip it out and make a samiich out of this european chick

[Epistaxis]

Roofies?

You don't need no stinkin' roofies.

At your age what you'll be needin' is some Viagra.

And a chiropractic visit.

[Johnny Rockets]

Roofies?

You don't need no stinkin' roofies.

At your age what you'll be needin' is some Viagra.

And a chiropractic visit.

And have one of those heart defrbrillators nearby just in case.

[cookinwithgas]

Statistics prove nothing good will come from this except when you tell everyone on here about it.

[LifeisaGarden]

No.

[boo7382]

No.

LiaG where have you been?!