Inside info from a Scotts Turf Builder Employee

[Mother Grabber]

I have a buddy who works a Scotts. Last night while he was massaging my calves in a non-homo way, he told me about an agreement they made with the NFL. Two teams have been picked, the Panthers and the Steelers, to test a new type of grass.

The new grass is a genetically engineered hybrid of four types of grass, and spider silk. It will be incredibly strong, so it will hold up better under the pressure of the line of scrimmage. Another really cool feature that he mentioned was that it has nanotechnology built into it. You can change the stiffness and color of the grass from the booth. Therefore, we can make the center of the field the Panthers logo, and change it to the NFL logo or a Superbowl logo simply by uploading a file. The ability to color change isn't quite fast enough to handle 30fps video just yet, but they suspect to have that worked out before the demo. You can also make the grass softer, for when the Cowpussies come to town.

It's very exciting, and I can't wait to see it in action. He told me that they would be installing it during the offseason.

[Future of the Funchise]

I found Waldo

[panthers55]

I have a buddy who works a Scotts. Last night while he was massaging my calves in a non-homo way, he told me about an agreement they made with the NFL. Two teams have been picked, the Panthers and the Steelers, to test a new type of grass.

The new grass is a genetically engineered hybrid of four types of grass, and spider silk. It will be incredibly strong, so it will hold up better under the pressure of the line of scrimmage. Another really cool feature that he mentioned was that it has nanotechnology built into it. You can change the stiffness and color of the grass from the booth. Therefore, we can make the center of the field the Panthers logo, and change it to the NFL logo or a Superbowl logo simply by uploading a file. The ability to color change isn't quite fast enough to handle 30fps video just yet, but they suspect to have that worked out before the demo. You can also make the grass softer, for when the Cowpussies come to town.

It's very exciting, and I can't wait to see it in action. He told me that they would be installing it during the offseason.

Pass that joint and don't bogart it my friend....................

[Brooklyn Bully]

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[MADCAT]

Why would you tell us this "Last night while he was massaging my calves in a non-homo way" ??

[Jrock88]

Interesting tidbit of information you've conjured. Minus the part where some dude was massaging your calves.

[Guest Irv]

"puff puff give"

"puff puff give"

"you fuging up the rotation"

[Mother Grabber]

Why would you tell us this "Last night while he was massaging my calves in a non-homo way" ??

You clearly haven't been around this forum for very long.

[rayzor]

[rayzor]

Why would you tell us this "Last night while he was massaging my calves in a non-homo way" ??

to let people know it was platonic?

[tiger7_88]

You can change the stiffness

[Guest Irv]

[ed bell]

That was kind oh like the JStew block on Vilma...

[tarheelpride]

I found Waldo

I'd Hit it