Inside info from a Scotts Turf Builder Employee

[beastson]

I have a buddy who works a Scotts. Last night while he was massaging my calves in a non-homo way, he told me about an agreement they made with the NFL. Two teams have been picked, the Panthers and the Steelers, to test a new type of grass.

The new grass is a genetically engineered hybrid of four types of grass, and spider silk. It will be incredibly strong, so it will hold up better under the pressure of the line of scrimmage. Another really cool feature that he mentioned was that it has nanotechnology built into it. You can change the stiffness and color of the grass from the booth. Therefore, we can make the center of the field the Panthers logo, and change it to the NFL logo or a Superbowl logo simply by uploading a file. The ability to color change isn't quite fast enough to handle 30fps video just yet, but they suspect to have that worked out before the demo. You can also make the grass softer, for when the Cowpussies come to town.

It's very exciting, and I can't wait to see it in action. He told me that they would be installing it during the offseason.

Wtf

[flipt143]

I have a buddy who works a Scotts. Last night while he was massaging my calves in a non-homo way, he told me about an agreement they made with the NFL. Two teams have been picked, the Panthers and the Steelers, to test a new type of grass.

The new grass is a genetically engineered hybrid of four types of grass, and spider silk. It will be incredibly strong, so it will hold up better under the pressure of the line of scrimmage. Another really cool feature that he mentioned was that it has nanotechnology built into it. You can change the stiffness and color of the grass from the booth. Therefore, we can make the center of the field the Panthers logo, and change it to the NFL logo or a Superbowl logo simply by uploading a file. The ability to color change isn't quite fast enough to handle 30fps video just yet, but they suspect to have that worked out before the demo. You can also make the grass softer, for when the Cowpussies come to town.

It's very exciting, and I can't wait to see it in action. He told me that they would be installing it during the offseason.

Which one of you thought it was non homo?

[Mother Grabber]

Which one of you actually believed any of it?

[Louie]

I believed everything except the part that was a non-homo kinda way.:)

[dimbee]

Cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

[BountyHunter]

MG's buddy

[Mother Grabber]

Canonbaaallllll!

[Wither]

Sweet. I guess.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

Its real funny to see guys freak out over letting your male friend Massage your calves...i mean after going to Salsa lessons..they hurt..hello!

Plus male hands are stronger and can really get a much more efficient work out on the muscles...weak female hands please...go make me..and my massuse, Lance a freaking sandwich! ....with organic range free chicken breast...and imported pumpernickle...wheres my Zima?:spam:

i also would like to add: Quit Falling over your feet Legapoo!

[Chaos]

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[Future of the Funchise]

This thread is Obama dildos

[Herbert The Love Bug]

i want my calves massaged by a burly grass man. not fair

[teeray]