Adoption

[Hawk]

so I am back in Houston for another week...and I lost my passport on the way down here somewhere...pretty sure it's still on the damn plane but nobody seems to know where exactly.

If I can't make it home, I was wondering if one of you might want to adopt me?

please send pics of your wife and any of age daughters you might have.

kthanxbye

[mav1234]

if you hitchhike to massachusetts, you can live in the graduate student office in my biology department. we even have a shower upstairs!

[ItsPantone278]

lolz wat?

[Hawk]

pics or stfu

[boo7382]

I have a moose.

See you tomorrow.

[Hawk]

tonight you mean!!!!

boo, moose and Hawk....there's a internet melt down video in the making

[Ja Rhule]

Go back to Krakozhia!

[Panthro]

gotdamn illegals

[Squirrel]

Just go to the customs official and say you snuck in illegally. They will be glad to fly you home for free.

[Darth Biscuit]

I called INS first thing when I read this... Hawk will in in prison in 3... 2... 1...

[sharkkiller]

I would take you in, but you need your passport to get to where I am.

[SCP]

You can stay at my house but you will have to poop and pee in my yard. No Canadian is sitting their shaved ass on my hardware. I make my Canadian in-laws poop and pee down in the woods.

[The Saltman]

here is my family.

come on over

[Hawk]

so pissed man...I am scheduled to be here next week for work as well...I am thinking I just cancel my return flight and stay here until the end of next week rather than risking trying to get home and then trying to get back and forth one more time. poo thing is, it's be daughter's birthday this weekend! Really frustrating that nobody seems to know where that passport is...I'm 99% sure I left it in the seat pocket of the plane.