Cam Newton Vs Larry Fitzgerald

[BANE]

Cam has had more than 80% of the vote each round. Dude is taking the crown.

[thunderraiden]

SKIP TO 0:50.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbKI1Xef7HU&t=0m50s

[haccess]

Spoiler Alert!

Curses aren't real.

"Psychics" can't read your mind.

A Nigerian prince isn't going to send you any money.

UFOs aren't aliens looking for butts to probe.

Ghosts don't exist and no one communicates with the dead.

Madden is a bad, bad game.

Snape kills Dumbledore.

I am your father.

Curses aren't real.

[jayflip]

Spoiler Alert!

Curses aren't real.

"Psychics" can't read your mind.

A Nigerian prince isn't going to send you any money.

UFOs aren't aliens looking for butts to probe.

Ghosts don't exist and no one communicates with the dead.

Madden is a bad, bad game.

Snape kills Dumbledore.

I am your father.

Curses aren't real.

I had fun unspoilering all of those. It was like an advent calendar.

Vote for Cam, curses are stupid. If you have to knitpick certain examples for some of them to fall in line with the curse, you're grasping at straws.

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

also madden is a shitty game and EA is the fuging devil

anyone who buys that poo can suck donkey cock

EA named worst company in america! LOL!

http://consumerist.com/2012/04/congratulations-ea-you-are-the-worst-company-in-america-for-2012.html

[Chaos]

The Cam curse is worse. If he is not on the cover only 12 copies of the game will sell, EA Sports will go under, and John Madden himself will poo blood for three months straight. Take that, world.

[jasonluckydog]

Why take the risk is all I ask???Why????

[BANE]

Why take the risk is all I ask???Why????

What risk? The risk that a mystical f***ing force will cause Cam to play poorly or be injured?

I say take the risk because lets really see what Cam is made of. Im like 98% sure he's from another planet. He was sent here as a baby and raised as a human, but he is not one of us. We can then show Cam that we can be a great people, if we wish to be and that we only lack the light to show us the way, which is why Cam, the only son of that distant planet, was sent to us.

[thunderraiden]

Why take the risk is all I ask???Why????

there are two things i know about white people, they love matchbox twenty and are terrified of curses

[Zod]

I will be deleting anyone that votes for cam

[jasonluckydog]

I do like Matchbox 20....

[Zod]

I don't believe in curses but do believe in the power of suggestion. If cam thinks he may get injured, he probably will.

[BANE]

Football players get injured.

[SmootsDaddy89]

This is every NFL player's dream, and you guys are trying to deny Cam his dream because you believe in curses, Jesus, and other things that rational people have dismissed a long time ago. I hope you all get spontaneous vasectomies.