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My Sister In-Law's Car Caught Fire And Exploded Last Night.


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Women drivers, no survivors. But seriously, I am glad to know she is okay.

I had an acquaintance when I interned up in DC for a summer in college. This guy was nice, but he fuged with karma, and karma would fug the right back with him. I have countless stories to prove this, but this last one tops them all. A group of us ate at a Chinese restaurant the night before. After paying the check and leaving, he said 'watch this' and literally pooed his pants. We had the nastiest smelling 15 minute car ride back into Tyson's Corner after said event.

The very next day was 4th of July eve. He had inexplicably purchased over $4000 worth of fire works over the summer to give us a "good showing" for the 4th. He also inexplicably never removed them from the trunk of his car. So that day, he set out to go to his uncle's plot of land and go shooting. So he had a lot of ammunition in his drunk and back seat along with the fireworks. He was driving along a side road, lost control of the car and tumbled into a ditch going 90. His gas tank hit a tree and the car exploded on impact. There were 3 witnesses because it happened close to a gas station and they said there was a 2nd explosion. To this day (I think, haven't heard anything about the case in years) they haven't been able to rule out the car exploding and then Scott spontaneously combusting seconds later. Not kidding at all. I will try to find the news article on it.

How is that for karma?

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Women drivers, no survivors. But seriously, I am glad to know she is okay.

I had an acquaintance when I interned up in DC for a summer in college. This guy was nice, but he fuged with karma, and karma would fug the right back with him. I have countless stories to prove this, but this last one tops them all. A group of us ate at a Chinese restaurant the night before. After paying the check and leaving, he said 'watch this' and literally pooed his pants. We had the nastiest smelling 15 minute car ride back into Tyson's Corner after said event.

The very next day was 4th of July eve. He had inexplicably purchased over $4000 worth of fire works over the summer to give us a "good showing" for the 4th. He also inexplicably never removed them from the trunk of his car. So that day, he set out to go to his uncle's plot of land and go shooting. So he had a lot of ammunition in his drunk and back seat along with the fireworks. He was driving along a side road, lost control of the car and tumbled into a ditch going 90. His gas tank hit a tree and the car exploded on impact. There were 3 witnesses because it happened close to a gas station and they said there was a 2nd explosion. To this day (I think, haven't heard anything about the case in years) they haven't been able to rule out the car exploding and then Scott spontaneously combusting seconds later. Not kidding at all. I will try to find the news article on it.

How is that for karma?

what the f*ck did I just read?

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