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"What If George R.R. Martin Wrote the 2012 Season?"

fieryprophet

By fieryprophet,
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hahaha, actually I think the Fitpatrick/Sean Merriman bit is kind of funny...

But legend has stirred from its ageless slumber, and Ryan Fitzpatrick travels south from the frigid plains of Buffalo—the very frontier of humanity, and host of unnatural, terrifying landforms such as the world's largest disco hall—to escape its wrath.

Pressed for details, Fitzpatrick describes the mythical beast, so long lost to lore most have forgotten what description even legend professes.Of course, no one believes Fitzpatrick. Why would they? Shawne Merriman is not real. Maybe at one time, he was. Those lights have been out for time beyond time. His most recent highlight tape is a five-year-old Nike ad, unless you count the time he got leveled by Maurice Jones-Drew.

The NFL largely ignores Fitzpatrick's balderdash, choosing to focus on their own rosters. Also, for deserting Buffalo, Fitzpatrick is beheaded...but Bills fans aren't too disheartened, because everyone knows that Buffalo's backup quarterback Vince Young just wins games!

lol, some of these images are pretty funny actually

Insult to poor Hodor: :(

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