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My un-informed pre-camp power rankings

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31( B) - Jacksonville: Gabbert was bad last year but there are so many other pieces missing

31(A) - Indianapolis: Get the nod for not being rock bottom because of Luck. This team will rise at the end of the season.

30 - St. Louis: Like many people on this board have predicted, Michael Brokers will be a stud NFL DT... But it will take a couple years. Feel sorry for Sam.

29. Miami: For all the Matt Moore fans, please tune in to the farewell tour.

28. Minnesota: I like Christian Ponder in the future but the Golden Boy of the franchise just got arrested. The team is clearly stumbling. I think the veteran leadership on the team should step up. Maybe they should go to one of those lakes, charter a boat and... Uh, ok, skip that...

27. Cleveland: The Schwartz will be with Brandon Wheedon and he will win the starting job in camp

26. Tampa Bay: Lots of good addition. Will be a playoff spoiler at the end of the season but its gonna take some time.

25. Seattle: I think these guys are the definition of mediocre. Will have early struggles and then get better

24. Kansas City: There is always a puncher's chance.

23. Washington; If only Dan Snider would put up money for a new owner

22. Arizona: Patrick Peterson is the only real bright. With the Kevin Kolb trade, Andy Reid doesn't win the Super Bowl this year he is a leading candidate for GM.

21. Oakland: If Jamarcus Russel can get his weight under control the sky is the limit

everything before this spit made sense and sounds reasonable. everything from 20-1 just kind of fell apart.

20. Carolina: Lots of defensive concerns. At least 3 DL starters are not with the team yet. The kid from Coastal Carolina is scheduled for a rhinoplasty in early August.

19. Chargers: Rivers still has some gas left in the tank but the rest of the team has moved on (mostly via Carolina)

18. Atlanta: Team has no identity and seem to be stuck. Ryan and Smith need to step up.

17. Tennessee; Good team with expectations. Need someone to step up.

16. Jets: Lots of media but they are not that great. The Golden Calf of Bristol will add to mystique.

15. Detroit: Too many arrests. Dispite Madden cover, Megatron delivers this year.

14. Dallas: Can't fault Jerry for trying but these guys have a lot to prove

13. Cincinnati; They drop by default. Sophomore Slump, meet Andy Dalton. Andy Dalton, meet Sophomore Slump.

12. Chicago; Cutler has a lot to prove this year

11. New Orleans; The ranking will move down further but they have a lot of internal issues

10. Denver: "Hey John, What is a 3rd down draw play". Ask Peyton about pains in the neck after a few weeks with Foxy.

9. Buffalo: It took a while last year for this team to realize Thurman Thomas and Jim Kelly were not there. It will take a lot longer this year.

8. Baltimore: When I was 18 -20 I was cautioned to never get in a fight with an old man. Players should take notice. Ray Lewis and Ed Reed are very bad agents. In a different lifetime these guys would have played for the Raiders.

7. San Francisco: Great team. The equipment guy that gives Alex Smith the mouthpiece to bite on is the August MVP.

6. Pittsburgh; Perrenial playoff team is always dangerous. They are a working man's NE Patriots. Could easily win the SB.

5. New York(G): tom Coughlin hands out indestructible metal lunch boxes at the beginning of the season and tells everyone to go to work. Lack of a running game did not hurt these guys last year but may hamper them moving forward.

4. Green Bay; Brett who?

3. Philadelphia: See Arizona (#22) for Andy Reid golden parachute. This team is SB favorite baring injury.

2. Houston: These guys might just be the class of the league.

1. New England; Typical August. I think Tom Brady was swag before swag was a word.

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Just an observation on where the team is as we enter camp. Not necessarily where we will be in week 1 or week 16. Just where we are as a team that went 6-10 last year.

Also, try to avoid 2nd grade grammar mistakes when belittling someones intelligence.

Sorry I tend to think of forums like text messages i really don't understand why grammar is such a big deal to you. Teach english or something?

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