JaMarcus Russell, 308 Pounds, Returning to NFL

[Snake]

The JaWalrus is back!

[Cary Kollins]

"John Elway-like". Lulz.

[Khaki Lackey]

This comeback has the possibility to rival Riddick Bowe's three day stint in the Marine Corps.

It would be the first reality TV show I would tune into. Make it happen NFLN.

[Cary Kollins]

This is both one of the funniest and saddest videos I've seen in a while.

[Brokenbad]

"2001 Michael Vick, we'll see.."

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

I heard he bought a Golden Corral to move into.

And in interviews he said that he got the itch last season to come back to football.

I'm pretty sure that it was from the purple drank.

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

DP.

[rscott94]

Ladies and Gentleman..... I believe we've just found our (drum roll please)...... RG

[Kakarot]

I heard he bought a Golden Corral to move into.

And in interviews he said that he got the itch last season to come back to football.

I'm pretty sure that it was from the purple drank.

Lean does cause itching at times, lol

[Clicheking]

Lmao....Good laugh, let me know how that works out for ya Jawalrus.

[carolina-chuck]

Cmon Russell!!! Gain 20 more pounds and you're our starting NT.

[PhillyB]

it'd be pretty cool if he succeeded

[rscott94]

If he is completely serious about coming back I think he should do his best to get down to 245-250.. His game weight in Oakland was "260" and he was struggling so I say about 245-250 would be a great weight for him.

Now I highly doubt that happens lol

[Cary Kollins]

Lmao....Good laugh, let me know how that works out for ya Jawalrus.

Jawalrus Ruffles?