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Strip clubs in Charlotte

Cary Kollins

By Cary Kollins,
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I mean honestly, if you want some hot girls, and you have money to spend - you can go to any strip club. Once you start throwing your money around, the owners will call in the A-squad, especially in smaller places. 

 

Example. Myself and a group of five friends stopped at this little hole in the wall strip joint called Teasers in Statesville, on the way home from a weekend long trip to Charlotte to watch a Panthers game that inevitably turned into four days of retarded drunken shenanigans. Anyhow, we got to Teasers at 2 in the fuging afternoon, after asking some gas station attendant while filling up where the closest titty bar was.

 

When we got there, there were three stippers working: one fat and extremely ugly chick, one ugly redheaded chick with a horribly stretch-marked stomach, and a moderately attractive black chick with saggy pancake tits. BUT, they had 50cent Natty Lights on special - this was a Tuesday- so we stuck around. 

 

After blowing, I dunno, about 500 bucks or so between us, all of a sudden all these super hot strippers just started coming out of the woodwork. Anyhow, we ended up staying there from 2pm till 2am, drinking all their Natty lights, and had a monopoly on all the good strippers. We literally had the entire middle of the club to ourselves - we had moved tables and chairs into this big circle of tits - and all the lonely old men just sat around against the walls in the shadows with the straggler ugly girls going to them periodically.

 

We ended up getting a friend up on stage there as well. They took all of our belts and tied him to the stripper pole. Then a line of 7strippers came out with shots between their tits and poured them into his mouth. They then untied him and put his own belt around his throat and drug him across the stage while the 7 other strippers whipped him with the rest of our belts. 

 

Was pretty awesome, all in all. 

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I mean honestly, if you want some hot girls, and you have money to spend - you can go to any strip club. Once you start throwing your money around, the owners will call in the A-squad, especially in smaller places.

Example. Myself and a group of five friends stopped at this little hole in the wall strip joint called Teasers in Statesville, on the way home from a weekend long trip to Charlotte to watch a Panthers game that inevitably turned into four days of retarded drunken shenanigans. Anyhow, we got to Teasers at 2 in the fuging afternoon, after asking some gas station attendant while filling up where the closest titty bar was.

When we got there, there were three stippers working: one fat and extremely ugly chick, one ugly redheaded chick with a horribly stretch-marked stomach, and a moderately attractive black chick with saggy pancake tits. BUT, they had 50cent Natty Lights on special - this was a Tuesday- so we stuck around.

After blowing, I dunno, about 500 bucks or so between us, all of a sudden all these super hot strippers just started coming out of the woodwork. Anyhow, we ended up staying there from 2pm till 2am, drinking all their Natty lights, and had a monopoly on all the good strippers. We literally had the entire middle of the club to ourselves - we had moved tables and chairs into this big circle of tits - and all the lonely old men just sat around against the walls in the shadows with the straggler ugly girls going to them periodically.

We ended up getting a friend up on stage there as well. They took all of our belts and tied him to the stripper pole. Then a line of 7strippers came out with shots between their tits and poured them into his mouth. They then untied him and put his own belt around his throat and drug him across the stage while the 7 other strippers whipped him with the rest of our belts.

Was pretty awesome, all in all.

You are proud of this? People know suckers when they see them. Lol

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