Why?

[Hawk]

remember when you were two....or for those parents out there who have or have had a two year old and everything was why?

 

 

let's bring that back for adults too....

 

 

 

Why?

 

Why do men stare at their dicks while they piss?

[g5jamz]

Can't trust the stream.  And besides...it's just what you do at the urinal.  Someone looking around and stuff might be confused for Herbert the Pervert.

 

I'll take the opportunity to point out that the upcoming cold and flu season should require a little PSA.

 

[Guest]

remember when you were two....or for those parents out there who have or have had a two year old and everything was why?

 

 

let's bring that back for adults too....

 

 

 

Why?

 

Why do men stare at their dicks while they piss?

 

Because...they're our little - er, I mean - big, friend and I just like to admire mine. 

[mr beauxjangles]

Why do we examine the health of all other internal organs in a completely non-invasive manner using incredible advances in medical technology but the prostate must be examined by jamming a finger up one's asshole?

[cardiackat88.]

remember when you were two....or for those parents out there who have or have had a two year old and everything was why?

let's bring that back for adults too....

Why?

Why do men stare at their dicks while they piss?

Staring at your penis while urinating promotes steady aim and muzzle awareness.

[Anybodyhome]

Because it won't be too many more years before you don't get to see it that much and you'll spend the first 30 seconds at a urinal fumbling around with your hands trying to find the damn thing.

[Mother Grabber]

I pee in the dark.

[SmokinwithWilly]

Does anyone find it creepy when you're in a large bathroom like at the airport, you're the only one using a urinal with about 12 available, and another guy walks up to the one next to you? What makes it worse is when you catch him smiling at you in your peripheral vision. 

[KendrickPanther]

You should all feel blessed. I grew up going to school with a guy that had no arms. He had to ask for help every time he went to the bathroom and the other kids could be cruel.

[Chimera]

Why do fat guys with mustaches like jorts and trucker hats?

...and stand beside me, smiling, when I pee in public.

[SmokinwithWilly]

Why do fat guys with mustaches like jorts and trucker hats?

...and stand beside me, smiling, when I pee in public.

Because you got a purty mouth?

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

[chubs2496]

[PanthaSan]

You should all feel blessed. I grew up going to school with a guy that had no arms. He had to ask for help every time he went to the bathroom and the other kids could be cruel.

 

 

Did it work?

 

*tucks arms into sleeves of jacket*