Flavored vodka has gone to far

[Johnny Rockets]

The vodka market has been flooded with just about every possible flavor of vodka you can imagine (Peanut Butter and Jelly, Pickles, Bacon, Fruit Loops, Krispy Kremes, etc) but what I found out yesterday took me back a bit....

 

So yesterday I stopped in a Charlotte ABC store and noticed an oddly shaped bottle at the register. I started to look at it and the guy told me it was whole wheat flavored vodka. I thought he meant vodka made out of whole wheat but he insisted it is made to taste like whole wheat bread. That didn't sound appealing at all but....

 

Next he told me something else that almost made me throw up right then and there. He said starting next month they will be carry a tobacco floverd vodka. It will come in 2 flavors, regular tobacco and also menthol. Now I am a smoker and I couldn't image drinking a tobacco flavored vodka. Sure enough...it's a real thing.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/foodbeast/tobacco-and-menthol-vodka_b_3805946.html

 

 

[Guest]

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[Doyle]

I drink diet coke flavored vodka.

[Johnny Rockets]

whycantpeopledrinkrealvodkathatswhatswrongwiththiscountry

I bet Russia would never allow it.

[Ja Rhule]

I'm being from USSR... That's a fuging disgrace.

I bought flavored vodka once and it tastes like poo... Overkilled with sugar. I do occasionally drink flavored vodka but I flavor it myself. I buy fresh limes or 100% lime juice and mix it with vodka. That's as far as I go. I call Russian lemonade and many huddlers had on tailgates.

[hmsmike]

There was an orgasm vodka that was popular with the ladies but has been pulled due to the high sodium content!  :D

[Jase]

what happens when you smoke while drinking it?  Does it cancel out?

 

Can I use drinking to quit smoking?  Can I use smoking to quit drinking?  So many questions.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

the girlfriend picked up some coffee flavored vodka once, and that poo sat around forever

 

bleh

[Mvp2014]

That poo is all for women right?

[hmsmike]

I do like the whipped vodka for what it's worth ... mix it with Orange Sunkist --- Cremesicle in a Glass! 

[Captroop]

The only flavored vodka I drink is potato flavored...because it's fermented from potatoes. Other than that it's unforgivable.

 

I have 3 bottles of vodka right now, 1 Luksosowa that I actually drink, 1 Birthday Cake flavored bottle I got as a gift that is unopened, and 1 vanilla bean bottle of Pinnacle I got when I was having house parties where party girls might come (i.e. when I was 21) and even then no one drank it. 

[PhillyB]

ciroc is marketing a new amaretto-flavored vodka now. just nasty

[Johnny Rockets]

I do like the whipped vodka for what it's worth ... mix it with Orange Sunkist --- Cremesicle in a Glass! 

Agreed....I actually keep a bottle of orange cream vodka (it's just like whipped with sunkist just already mixed) in the fridge all the time.

 

I am also guilty of having the occasional Limeade bottle of vodka as well.

[Johnny Rockets]

For some reason the red licorice and salty watermelon flavored vodkas intrigue me. I have never tried them though. Bought my ex a Pinnacle sample pack for Christmas that had about 10 flavors of vodka in it. Never asked her what she thought of the flavors though.