Riverboat Ron

I'm already dead on the inside, might as well have a home that reflects it.

What if they've been hiding Will as the ultimate smokescreen? 5000 yards passing 60 td season guaranteed.

Sorry Mond is going #6.

Watch 5 QB's go before us now.

Props to Love, guy was one of our most underrated players for years.

Of course the year we want a QB is the year they go 1, 2, 3 and 4.

Received stolen knees.

Searches Yelp for inner anal massage... 3.65 of 5 stars.

There are two linebackers in this draft that will be multi year all pros, Micah Parsons and Jeremiah Owusu. Both will be underdrafted but will instantly contribute and make teams far better on defense.

I would 99% agree with you, any rational owner would never do that. Bob McNair was a different kind of dude, who knows how far the apple fell with Cal? I could see him doing this out of spite or in an attempt to clear Watson and ensure his loyalty. Now that's just the crazy conspiracy part of me, but it really wouldn't surprise me if we found out either Buzbee was under the table hired by McNair or was passed info through back channels to avoid any connection with McNair. Now the choice is with Watson, continue to pursue a trade and face the consequences or stay and the lawsuits will simply be disproven and vanish.

Interested in that Forrest Gump kid.

I'd love to trade: Greg Little for Aaron Donald Teddy Bridgewater for Patrick Mahommes Ian Thomas for Travis Kelce Donte Jackson for Jaire Alexander Shaq Thompson for Lavonte David Marquise Haynes for Myles Garrett Will Grier for a 20% coupon to Bed Bath and Beyond.

Sadly the direction we went in free agency probably removes TE and LB from our 1st round pick, now it's either QB, OT or CB.

Jesus Christ, you have to be an idiot not to at least try to act like you give af.

Kyle Pitts.

Might as well trade Watson to the Panthers for a 3rd round pick then.

This draft is full of gadget players like Samuel, I wouldn't worry too much about replacing him in free agency.

What abouth meth and crack?

Honestly the Texans should just do a straight swap of Teddy Bridgewater for Deshaun Watson at this point, no reason for them to risk hurting their image.

Is Darius the guy on the left?

Have you seen the women in Houston?

Megan's sister.

I never trust a man with dick in his name.

Rather have Denzel Washington but oh well.