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Something my hygienist said today...


Ja  Rhule

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So she was cleaning my teeth and all of the sudden she sprayed my face with water from that little dentist hose and said "Oh wow, I apologize for all the facial, let me wipe this off"  I almost lost it.  She started to laugh too 

 

Anyone said or heard saying anything dirty by mistake?  That moment of awkwardness when both parties realize what just been said.

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I am not ashamed to admit I switched my dentist work over to an office with the prettier hygienists with that being one of the main reasons. They're all married and have kids, but it doesn't stop 23 year old me from imagining scenarios in my head laying there in the chair. 

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I was tired the other day and was about to get a hair cut and the girl goes its good to see you again. I go yeah i need to come in even after a haircut for a wash. I totally meant shampoo and she goes oh so you want me to wash you now? Umm. She just laughs.

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So she was cleaning my teeth and all of the sudden she sprayed my face with water from that little dentist hose and said "Oh wow, I apologize for all the facial, let me wipe this off"  I almost lost it.  She started to laugh too 

 

Anyone said or heard saying anything dirty by mistake?  That moment of awkwardness when both parties realize what just been said.

 

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