Taking a poo in the office - is there etiquette to it?

[Kevin Greene]

I like to stand in front of the stall of a stranger pooping and ask if there okay. .and keep repeating that. Sometimes I will encourage them and tell them how good there doing.

 

Funny, just know the first wipe loaded TP is coming over the door your way and landing on your head, not in the bowl.

[Kevin Greene]

One caveat, I do not like walking into the shitter with another coworker and then shitting at the same time. If that scenario happens I'll abort the mission and act like I'm just blowing my nose or washing my hands. I can't know who I'm sitting next to whilst busting ass. Then it becomes like a race or a test of will.

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One more caveat, we have a 1 crapper, 2 urinal broom. If someone follows in after you and sees you going in the stall and they are there to piss. Polite banter pointing out their need to get the hell out asap before you release the hounds is allowed.

[jasonluckydog]

Funny, just know the first wipe loaded TP is coming over the door your way and landing on your head, not in the bowl.

Lol,

[g5jamz]

Impossible to do courtesy flushes in our toilets as someone has the damned pressure up so high you're going to get brown water/water spraying your butt as you sit there.  No thanks.  You'll just have to endure.

 

I even lift the lid before I flush so that someone doesn't think I just shat everywhere and didn't clean up after myself. 

[bleys]

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hello?

[Chimera]

Courtesy flushes coat your buttocks with fecal bacteria and do not improve the aroma.

The only benefit to it is it reduces the likelihood of clogging the toilet.

[Darth Biscuit]

I always thought a courtesy flush was one after the initial flush when it didn't do the job 100%... you know, leave it clean for the next user.

[Captroop]

Courtesy flushes coat your buttocks with fecal bacteria and do not improve the aroma.

The only benefit to it is it reduces the likelihood of clogging the toilet.

 

Speaking of spreading bacteria while flushing...

 

Is everyone here aware that in much of Europe, the toilet is a separate room within the bathroom? Let that sink in a second. Then like me you will probably ask yourself, "Why the hell isn't it like that everywhere in America?" I mean, think of the applications! You can deuce while someone else is showering/brushing/applying make-up. You have a smaller area to de-odor, and 2 doors between the funk and the rest of the house. And most importantly, no fecal coliform bacteria is being splashed all over your sink, shower, toothbrush, etc. every time you flush!

 

How did we, the greatest country in the free world miss the boat on that?

[Montsta]

My old company owned the building our suite was in. The suite below us was vacant for like 5 years and I had a key to it and would go in there when I needed to poo. It was my own private bathroom, and was like heaven.

Then a bank came in and rented out the space so that well dried up.

Like the next day I was shitting and a guy walked in and started pissing in the urinal. It's amazing the noise some men make just to piss. It's disgusting. I now actually watch my diet specifically for the reason of being able to poo only before I go to work and when I get home from work.

No more work shits here.

[h0llywood]

I take 30 minute craps too..

 

Fug the person in line behind me.

[Rise of The Hive]

I dont take a poo anywhere but my throne at home.

[MichaelNewtonII]

It's game on for me. I'm not suffering just so I don't gross out some bro in the next stall. It's like that stupid REM song, Everybody Hurts. Well everybody also poops. I'm sorry if a dude draws the short straw of life and ends up in a stall next to me, it's man-up time or GTFO time. The one thing I refuse, and I emphasize REFUSE, to do is talk to somebody in the stall while shitting.

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THANK YOU! I FUGIN HATE WHEN PEOPLE TRY AND CONVERSE WHILE POOING NEXT TO ME

[Chimera]

I always thought a courtesy flush was one after the initial flush when it didn't do the job 100%... you know, leave it clean for the next user.

 

It was until Austin Powers poo out Lucky Charms next to Tom Arnold. C'mon man, that was in 1997.

[Darth Biscuit]

Never did watch that movie... Doesn't really bother me.