I hate flying...

[Ja Rhule]

So I was flying today and while we cruise at 33,000 feet captains informs passengers over speaker that left engine has a leak and we need to return to airport because it's dangerous and we unlikely to make it to our destination. We flew for 40 minutes out of 2 hour trip before returning back to airport...

[PandaPancake]

I've been in two plane crashes and three helicopter crashes. Not as bad as you think

[Ja Rhule]

I've been in two plane crashes and three helicopter crashes. Not as bad as you think

Let me know when you go flying so I stay away from you.

[Rise of The Hive]

I refuse to fly unless a family member is ill or something across the country.

[Doyle]

I've been in two plane crashes and three helicopter crashes. Not as bad as you think

You must go on a lot of adventures.

[pstall]

I've been in two plane crashes and three helicopter crashes. Not as bad as you think

 

I may have found your doppleganger.

 

[PandaPancake]

Let me know when you go flying so I stay away from you.

 

 

All of my crashes were from people shooting at me.

[Chimera]

I love flying. I miss being on Blackhawks when the pilots decide they want to try to make everyone puke.

 

 

[Davidson Deac II]

During my time in the military, only once did I get to fly on a Helicopter.  It was a simple transfer from the USS Ponce to the USS Kearsarge using a CH46.   I didn't come close to getting sick, but once on a Helo was enough for me. 

[chknwing]

Arsen was on Flight 5050

[PandaPancake]

Arsen was on Flight 5050

That's not stalker like

[jasonluckydog]

Are your arms still tired?

[cookinwithgas]

I was in the copilot seat in my old companies Navajo trying to land in Northern Kentucky once during a wild storm, we got hit by lightning and everything went haywire for a couple of seconds. Pilot was so stressed he lined up on the wrong runway in the driving rain, said "oh poo" and slid over to the correct one, then got lost on the ground when even Id been there enough to remember where the FBO was. I remember thinking how much fun that was..

[Chimera]

During my time in the military, only once did I get to fly on a Helicopter.  It was a simple transfer from the USS Ponce to the USS Kearsarge using a CH46.   I didn't come close to getting sick, but once on a Helo was enough for me. 

 

I've only flown on a Chinook (CH-47, the Army's version) twice and both were pretty uneventful. But Blackhawk pilots love aggressive climbs and nose dives for no reason other than to mess with people. I like it... during the climb, you compress into your seat, then you immediately go weightless during the nose dive. Flying nap of the earth usually makes at least one person puke, especially when the pilots make the blackhawk swing like a pendulum.