RE: Anti-Cam Douchenozzles

[Dexterity]

uh oh here comes the homer squad. If you need to cry I'll leave the thread to give you some privacy. He's regressed and isn't worth a big contract. Great quarterbacks find ways to win. There's a reason he only has the ability to call audibles on 30% of the plays. It's because he lacks the aptitude to audible out of the other 70%. He's an outstanding athlete and an above average QB that won't take us very far unless he starts improving. He needs to learn to read defenses and most importantly needs to start hitting open receivers. That means getting his footwork in line. He's not perfect like many of you seem to believe.

Inb4 he has no talent around him. Other excuses etc.

Alright Cam detractors, it's time to put on your nippleshorts and loosen up your armchair GM keyboard fingers. Especially you, Dex. You specifically stated great QB's win games and there are no excuses for Cam. I'm all ears, explain this for us "homer squad" idiots.

1)

Pick an elite QB of your choice:

Peyton Manning

Tom Brady

Drew Brees

2)

Around mid-April, cut open his left ankle and stretch the ligaments around. Then sit him out the entire offseason as he recovers from major surgery.

3)

Around the 3rd preseason game, take a baseball bat & beat him in the back and/or chest until you crack a few ribs under his throwing arm.

4)

Give him Mike Shula as an OC & playcaller.

5)

Protect his blindside with Byron Bell.

6)

Round out his OL with the following:

LG: Revolving door of D2 & FA Guards

RG: Canadian League washouts

RT: Undrafted DT & Practice Squad castaways

7)

Give him the following WR weapons:

WR #1: very gifted, yet very raw rookie

WR #2: Jerricho Cotchery

WR #3: undrafted rookies

8)

Give him the 29th ranked scoring defense.

9)

Throw him under center week 2.

10)

Win games.

No excuses.

"That's what great QB's do."

[Car123]

If Peyton was our qb every game will be like the Denver v Seattle super bowl.

That's Peyton with subpar oline protection.

[TheRumGone]

dex just needs to become a patriots fan like his gf

[Dexterity]

dex just needs to become a patriots fan like his gf

Yeah, either that or his gf needs to share her side dick. He might chill out if he got some of that good pipe.

[Shufdog]

I don't understand why this whole forum is ready to fire everyone, from JR all the way down to the guy that hoists the net on field goals, and everybody says "HELL YEAH!!". But if somebody simply critiques a part of Newtons game, or talks about his upcoming contract, it becomes so toxic. I really don't understand!

[WOW!!]

I don't understand why this whole forum is ready to fire everyone, from JR all the way down to the guy that hoists the net on field goals, and everybody says "HELL YEAH!!". But if somebody simply critiques a part of Newtons game, or talks about his upcoming contract, it becomes so toxic. I really don't understand!

 

 

It's been the same way with DG as well as Cam..

 

And if Luke or TD came under fire it would be the same thing..

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

this really needed its own thread

[London Loves Luke]

Alright Cam detractors, it's time to put on your nippleshorts and loosen up your armchair GM keyboard fingers. Especially you, Dex. You specifically stated great QB's win games and there are no excuses for Cam. I'm all ears, explain this for us "homer squad" idiots.

1)

Pick an elite QB of your choice:

Peyton Manning

Tom Brady

Drew Brees

2)

Around mid-April, cut open his left ankle and stretch the ligaments around. Then sit him out the entire offseason as he recovers from major surgery.

3)

Around the 3rd preseason game, take a baseball bat & beat him in the back and/or chest until you crack a few ribs under his throwing arm.

4)

Give him Mike Shula as an OC & playcaller.

5)

Protect his blindside with Byron Bell.

6)

Round out his OL with the following:

LG: Revolving door of D2 & FA Guards

RG: Canadian League washouts

RT: Undrafted DT & Practice Squad castaways

7)

Give him the following WR weapons:

WR #1: very gifted, yet very raw rookie

WR #2: Jerricho Cotchery

WR #3: undrafted rookies

8)

Give him the 29th ranked scoring defense.

9)

Throw him under center week 2.

10)

Win games.

No excuses.

"That's what great QB's do."

Phillip Rivers.

[CelibatePimp]

Byron Bell misses a block, burn him. Cam misses a throw, oline.

[Ezrider1423]

Phillip Rivers.

Philip did suck for a long period there too..

[London Loves Luke]

And honestly dexterity, calling out one guy and one comment like this makes you look like a super hard internet tough boy. You should go find some hobbies.

[jtnc]

Byron Bell misses a block, burn him. Cam misses a throw, oline.

The stupidity in this post is amazing. Learn football.

[Ruff]

I like strawman arguments, too.

[London Loves Luke]

Philip did suck for a long period there too..

And you think chargers fans we're making all these excuses for him when he did?

I just don't understand why cam is so beyond criticism for some people. No sane fan is calling for him to be cut (not counting Monday morning hangovers) but when you call out some of the individual mistakes he makes, the homers throw this crap at you.