I heard that Luke has bulked up, put more muscle mass on this offseason. True?

[RealBitsOfPanther]

Luke doesn't sleep.. He waits. 

[CubsWin]

The Illuminati wonders if Luke is real or not 

[Dunn]

the "all pro" will keep secrets like this from us 

We not only know what his arm size is now (to the centimeter I might add)....but also the name of the person who measured that arm as well, and maybe a few photos of said measuring too.

 

All-Pro FTMFW

[SazmoRanger]

I heard he's been in the gym "deflating" himself in order to get faster.

 

Don't shoot the messenger, just what I've heard.

[philit99]

Every night the Boogyman checks under his bed, for Luke. 

[philw5289]

From my sources I heard Luke is now being referred to as "the gain train"

[332nd]

Luke was doing pull ups... the sun is now closer... Global warming explaned.

[weyco2000]

[RealBitsOfPanther]

Luke is the reason that Waldo is hiding

[Cary Kollins]

Candy invites its friends to play Luke Crush.

[caatfan]

He's already maximized his muscle, so he's instructed his body to grow his frame some more. 

[fjblair]

His jumping has improved.

[Cary Kollins]

Luke taught yoga once. His only student was a virgin named Mary.

[Mojo]

All kinds of gains

 

 

All kiiiiiinds

 

fukkoutthewheeyyyyy